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@mayatheinferno
my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”
1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV
This usage drives me mad.
1900 is not a century. 1900 is a YEAR. It’s the year after 1899 and before 1901. ‘The twentieth century’ is SO MUCH clearer. Or, if you prefer, 1900-1999.
I wish people would stop saying ‘Tolkien was from the nineteenth century’ but ‘from 1800′ is so much worse, more wrong and more confusing.
Tolkien was born in 1892. So he was a child at the end of the century, and his entire working life was spent not in Victorian Britain, but in the era of decolonisation, the move to universal suffrage, two world wars, and the creation of the Welfare State. That’s the context his work fits into. If you try to interpret him in the context of the British Empire at its zenith, you might as well give the man a smartphone and a Youtube account.
Im sorry did Tolkein write Seinfeld? No? Yeah I thought so. Because he wasnt a good enough writer to do it. Get off my post or ill send you back to the century of 1700 with my (real) wizard powers.
The fuck did you just say about Tolkein?
The truth
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
these four guardians are all that what stand between our world and utter chaos
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building.
yur a wizar hry
im a wot ??
a wIZER
OMFG LMAO A BOY JUST SLID INTO MY TWITTER DMS CALLED ME CUTE AND ASKED WHERE I WAS ON THE KINSEY SCALE
:(
Im so extremely upset and tumblr is my only platform to yell into the void at this point,,
I put so much energy into making other people happy bc it brings me joy but at a certain point it hurts rly bad when u dont get the same amount back
And all I want is a text back from someone i've known for nearly half my life but theyre no longer dependent on me and i didnt realize that was even a thing until it was gone so wtf
And i broke my own heart when i hurt the only person who knows me better than that last person and theres a chance theyll see this and i hope they do but i dont want to upset them but at this point im so broken i dont care
And new friends are amazing but it's not the same as the people who know me best i need to sleep !!!!
LGBT:
Lets
Go
Tothe
Beach beach
ninki minjaj
there’s nothing funnier than imagining some tech-priest hunched in front of a gargantuan analog database of mechanicum knowledge frantically inserting punch-cards and typing as fast as he possibly can and the camera moves closer so you can make out the screen and it’s just “internet and god” “internet vs god” “time internet god” “time on computer and god” “spending time on computer and god” “verses about computer”
I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know
My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me
Who took this picture!? This absolutely PERFECT picture??? It is just… so… perfect. Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy. The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!! Unreal. Wow.
