#final rose

[razieltwelve]

Cereal Redux

Diana stared at Averia.

Averia stared at Diana.

Smiling, Averia reached for the milk... only to pick up the juice instead. Maintaining eye contact the entire time, she poured the juice into her bowl, added her cereal on top of it... and then smiled.

It took both Lightning and Fang to restrain Diana.

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[razieltwelve]

Cereal (Final Rose)

Diana sensed a shift in the very foundations of the universe. Somewhere, out there, somebody was pouring their cereal wrong. Focusing every bit of Aura she could muster, she extended her senses out to determine where and who was committing such an atrocity.

It was Averia.

She hurried into the dining room and then leapt onto the table.

"What are you doing?" she blurted, jabbing one finger at her older sister.

Averia looked up from her bowl full of milk and then poured the cereal into it. "What?"

"Gah!" Diana dropped off the table and convulsed on the floor. Since this was hardly the first time she'd done that, Averia poked her once with her foot, ascertained that she wasn't actually having a seizure, and then used her spoon to push her cereal into the milk.

"Could you not do that here? I'm trying to eat."

Diana got back onto her feet. "How can you add milk to the bowl first? Do you have any idea how insane that is? You need to add the cereal first and then add the milk. Anything else is lunacy."

"..." Averia turned away and started to eat her cereal.

"Mom!" Diana cried as Lightning came into the dining room with a bowl. "Averia puts her milk in..."

She trailed off as Lightning took the milk, poured it into her bowl, and then added the cereal on top.

"..."

[razieltwelve]

Hamster Fu (Final Rose

"..." Lumina stared. "Vanille, are you teaching the hamsters kung fu?"

The redhead nodded. "Yep."

"... why?"

"Well, normally hamsters wouldn't be smart enough to learn kung fu, not to mention they'd be too weak to make any use of it. But... these guys are special. They've got the smarts to learn kung fu, and although they don't have enough Aura to really threaten a human, they do have more than the average hamster. Even if it's just a couple of strikes, they might be able to enhance their blows enough to fend off a snake or a bird. It's not much, but when you're a hamster, not much is still way better than nothing."

"Right... I guess that makes sense. But do they have to wear little kung outfits too?"

"Of course. Otherwise, what's the point?"

"..." Lumina sighed. "The fact that I can actually follow your logic here worries me."

[razieltwelve]

Does Fraise ever troll people? I can't imagine her doing so as a child, but I could see her doing so when she's an adult, in subtle ways.

She does do a bit of that. She learned a lot from Professor Radical, and her sense of humour is somewhere between his and Averia's.

As an adult, her greatest weapon is her ability to say absolutely anything with a deadpan expression and a completely flat tone of voice. It makes for some amazing quips.

Half the fun is that people often can't tell if she's trolling them or actually serious.

[razieltwelve]

Cereal Redux Redux

"I know you don't like juice with your cereal, and I know you usually put your cereal in first," Fang said. "So why are you doing what you're doing?"

Averia looked her straight in the eye. "Because I know it drives Diana crazy."

That was when Fang realised that Averia was actually the most evil of her children.

[razieltwelve]

The Possum (Final Rose)

Diana glared at the possum on the fence. "There's only enough room on this fence for one of us."

The possum hissed.

"Yeah? Bring it on!"

X X X

"Hmm..." Lightning glanced out the window. "Fang, Diana is fighting an animal again."

"Is it one of the raccoons?"

"No. I think it's a possum."

"A possum? That's new. Is she winning?"

The possum was clinging onto Diana's head and gnawing on her skull. Diana finally managed to pull the possum off and brandished her rake at it menacingly.

"Hmm... it's pretty even."