I legit have no idea how many times I’ve listened to #FinestHour by #GavinDeGraw today alone. I’ve been obsessing over it ever since I saw video of current #MissUniverse #CatrionaGray from the #Philippines practicing her #lavawalk to it 😂 I’m a clumsy klutz to begin with and I’ve always been really fat and heavy so I never quite mastered wearing heels. It’s 2019 and I find myself yearning for a gay pageant coach of sorts who can school me on how to walk in heels period, but to do it w/ confidence and flair—I want a combo of Catriona’s lava walk and Pia Wurtzbach’s tanim-bala stare. But I’m not that fierce. Or coordinated. And my cheer friend Paco who would be the perfect coach went back to the Philippines years ago so no luck here... I did try on the most expensive pair of heels I own the other day (vegan pumps by Stella McCartney) and they fit better now than when I first got them many, many years ago. They’re not even that high (3 inches?) but they run small so they were always tight AF so I never even really properly broke them in... I wore them to a fundraiser once and my feet were dead afterwards 😂 My nose physically hurts. Like, touching the bridge hurts 😭 Can this cold go away ASAP?!? #sick #nowplaying #nowlisteningto #music #tunes https://www.instagram.com/p/BsZCRNlhkd0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7q66ydkf58vq