Well, you actually did not mention who you want in this request. I’m almost sure it was supposed to be Joker request because of sharing the VA with Tatsu from The Way of the House Husband.
So I did both of them.
Not as househusbands tho. Doesn’t really suit their characters for me, but your request gave me ideas for some HC about everyday life with them.
I hope it will be enough.
Enjoy!
Benimaru:
Benimaru is NOT a morning person. Unless it's an Infernal, it's hard to dig him out of the sheets he's buried himself for the extra five minutes.
Were it not for the fact that he had to comb the twins' hair, he would probably sleep until noon.
He has a relatively constant wake up time, but going to bed depends on the company at the bar.
You can give him an exact grocery list, including the stores he should buy them in, and he'll forget half of it anyway.
Usually, he just walks with you or Konro and is a bags-carrying man.
Has difficulties with bargaining without fights, and sellers in Asakusa will have no qualms about squeezing out the last penny even from Beni-chan
In terms of cooking, he can survive on his own, but his food doesn’t have much taste.
Usually Konro is the cook.
Beni at the other hand is an irreplaceable jar opener.
If you cook him Sukiyaki will carry you in his arms.
Cleaning is a torment for Benimaru.
He'll wash these floors, but sweet Sol at what cost? The whining, sighing, and rolling eyes can be louder than festivals.
Dusting off always makes him sneeze.
Sometimes it feels like babysitting Shinra and Arthur is better than cleaning.
How long he stays in the hot springs depends on whether or not you are there with him.
As a rule, he gets bored quickly, but he can sit there for hours with you.
Also, as a captain, he doesn't always have time for such laziness, so when he can finally, he uses it.
Joker:
In the beginning, even when Joker was sleeping, he didn't really sleep much. His state of everlasting alert only allowed him to take a series of naps rather than actually deep sleep.
With time, when he considered the house a safe place, he began to sleep better, and the sight of Joker in the morning, not remembering what year it was, became more frequent.
Which does not mean that he always allows himself such luxuries. Our dark hero still has a job to do and he can't always afford to sleep till midday.
Sometimes you go to sleep alone, wake up with Joker. Other times you go to sleep with Joker and he is gone before you wake up. Other day he seems to sit in bed all day or not sleep at all.
If he has no other quests, it's very easy to convince him to take extra snuggles in the morning
Joker may be a dark hero, but this guy can be really lazy at times
No sleep schedule whatsoever
He learned all the house chores while living with his first family
If you give him a list, feel free to send him shopping alone
If you decide to take him with you, you will mainly be complaining about the high prices
"Can't we just steal it?"
Willing to help with cooking
Surprisingly good at chopping things up. Generally good in handling a knife.
He likes pointing out your mistakes, not because it bothers him, but just to tease you.
"You want me to choke on this potato?" muttered Joker skeptically looking over his girlfriend's shoulder.
"How come you have only one eye and I asked you to keep it on pasta, yet you still can see how I'm chopping vegetables?"
Absolute and unquestionable master of preparing chicken. Although sometimes it's hard to convince him to show off his abilities. He sees this as special occasions that will lose their charm if they happen too often. Dude just won't let be used for continuous cooking.
If he is supposed to cook himself, he'd rather order take out.
He likes tidiness more than you think. Not "not an ounce of dust", but rather "I don't like stumbling over my own things."
Takes care of his clothes. It is not easy to find something in both his size and style.
It does a great job of mending them and removing stains. Especially getting rid of blood on white shirts.
It is unknown what takes him so long in the shower.
It's not like this guy thinks his whole life over.
Maybe it's his secret hair routine?
After all, such hair does not care for itself
Joker makes noise all the time. Outside, it moves soundlessly, giving you heart attack as a hello, but inside the house he constantly hums, mumbles, thinks out loud, or even just sighs loudly.
Joker is totally a guy who would come back home, tell his S/O that he has surprise for them and then reveal his freshly obtained stab wound, hoping they will patch him up.
There you go anon! Glad to hear the previous HC was cute, but that’s also where most of my ideas went.
Anyway, enjoy!
Benimaru
Benimaru obviously enjoyed the thought of raising children with you, and he wasn't too impressed by the news of triplets.
It's like twins just one more, how bad could it be?
Take Hika and Hina, give them Beni's powers and add one more.
All at once.
At this point people from Empire are too afraid to even come near Asakusa
Did you know Benimaru can juggle? Neither did he, until he had to protect three of your children from a suicide fall, and he only had two hands.
(young children are said to have this strange stage when they try to hurt themselves seriously)
He also promised himself that the moment the three could beat him in training, he would retire immediately.
Only Benimaru doesn't like to lose, and even though they have advance in numbers, he still has to go to work.
Triplets
Unlike hikahina they can sometimes despise each other
They have already denied their highly visible kinship
What doesn’t stop them from going everywhere together
Wild as wildfires and even more unpredictable
In one moment they fight with each other in bedroom and then they make another shared commotion in the town
They invented their own style of team fighting, but even that did not allow them to beat Benimaru
Still, they are capable of kicking the ass of all most daredevils
Konro
For some, living with your children might feel like a fight to death and a traumatic experience, but for Konro, it's just an ordinary Thursday.
He doesn't give shiet about the hell raging over him, as long as nobody spill his tea he is unbothered
The kids learned pretty quickly not to spill grandpa Konro's tea.
Even the God of destruction couldn't have saved them form this reprimand.
Asakusa
Locals love the triplets to the point that Beni-chan's position as a favorite person in Asakusa is under threat
Jk, the calendar still keeps him in the lead
The triplets are unseparable, see one? Two are definitely in sight. Are you messing up with one? You get hit form three sides at once
Someone accosts a lonely girl on the street, better prepare to meet three demigods.
Regardless of your children's gender, character and interests, Benimaru instilled in them a few simple rules: it's their city and anyone who at least tries to dominate, will quickly be restored to their place.
The triplets are also a devoted help to [Y / N], it is not uncommon to see three shadows following them and carrying the necessary errands and purchases
