meanwhile in the boys dormitory after drinking 2 bottles of firewiskey
james: i dare you sirius to say something mean to remus!
sirius: how could i do that?
peter: just do it man!
sirius: ok uhm... remus you are the gayest of all of us!
remus: i-.. i hate you sirius
sirius: dont worry * hic * i love you
remus:
peter:
james:
sirius: what.?















