a healthy dose of wolfstar and marauders content

i mean they r so cute :"" also the other occasional hp references

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Lily, James and Sirius: *out to dinner*

Host: Here’s your table

*taking their seats at the booth*

Sirius: Well. This is awkward. I feel quite lonely *cue dramatics*

James: *giving Lily a look*

Lily: *shaking her head* just go

James: *moving to sit next to Sirius*

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: *interrogating Ted* So what do you think of my cousin?

Ted: *nervous* Well..I think she’s rather pretty, she’s also so quite kind and sweet. *laughing to himself* She’s funny too. The other day she made me laugh-

Sirius: So you’re in love with her?

[fanonical]

ironically one of the better job interviews dumbledore has done

flitwick: i'm a charms specialist

flitwick: so why don't you come back to my place and we'll see how charming i can be

dumbledore: you are so hired

[regulushq-archive]

Sirius, crying: What's the way to a man's heart?

Regulus, trying to be helpful: Through the fourth and fifth rib?

[natasharomanovf]

Tonks Playlist

[shyturtlesalad]

Remus: Fuck you

Sirius: Do it

Remus:

Sirius: You won't

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus, taking his shirt off: Bitch

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Sirius: [to James] You need to practice your kissing skills for Lily and we are here to help you with that

James: Alright

Sirius: Okay so to start Remus and I will kiss-

Remus: What?

Peter: Huh?

James: What’s that got to do with anything

Sirius: [putting on coconut flavored chapstick] Just observe will you

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

Remus: [getting out of Sirius’ bed]

Sirius:

[fanonical]

hermione: sorry professor i can't hand in my essay

hermione: crookshanks is sleeping on it upstairs and even i won't touch that

[seriousblack]

inspired by [x]

[starsandmoonys]

Sirius: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Regulus: All my enemies dead and out of my life.

Sirius: I have like 10 galleons.

[siriusblack-swife-deactivated20]

Remus:Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Sirius:My parents aren't cool with that

Sirius:What about you? Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Remus:Your parents aren't cool with that

[mad1492]

They spent Christmast at Hogwarts

[fanonical]

hermione: fuck being the minister for magic

hermione: i'm going to retire to the countryside and learn to farm

[emtheoddball]

Remus:*sat on the couch, reading his book*

Sirius:*wrapped up in a blanket burrito, head on Remus’s lap, eyes closed*

Remus:*slowly stroking Sirius’s hair, only stopping when he needs to flip the page*

Sirius:*almost falling asleep, completely at peace*

Remus:*smiles down lovingly and gently kisses Sirius’s head*

[woonil-razlib-deactivated202205]

Sirius: Moons, Do you wanna see the snowman I built?

Remus: Of course, I wanna see it where is it

Sirius: *points in the snowman's direction*

Remus: woah, I must say I'm impressed, does james know you built a pretty snowman on your own?

Sirius: *whispers you look pretty into the snowman's ears*

Sirius: well now he does ;)

[woonil-razlib-deactivated202205]

Draco: One of these days, I'm gonna bake you-

Harry: A cake? Please bake me a strawberry cake

Draco: -at 180°C