#first ask!

[random-fanofthings]

Any headcanons for the Burns Family? :>

I headcanon that all of them babysat at least once in their lives.

Charlie babysat Woodrow but also babysat some kids in his neighborhood when he was a teen.

Kade babysat Dani, Graham, Cody, and has the most years of being a babysitter out of anyone else in the family, and has babysat the most amount of kids.

Dani babysat Cody, most likely, and also babysat for a little girl who lived down the street but that only lasted for a month before the mother found a nanny.

Graham babysat Cody, and also babysat for a little baby boy along with his five year old brother when he was 12 years old. The job only lasted for 5 months but he came back when they needed a baby sitter to watch them for Christmas Eve when their parents were stuck at the airport due to a winter storm.

And Cody babysat Robo-baby, as we all know, but he also helped Frankie look after Cece.

Most of the Burns siblings looked after Cody, except Cody.

[orangutansoda]

1) Have you considered getting a screen to prevent birds from getting in?

2) Your kitty is positively adorable :3

So, the problem with the birds is that I’m not exactly sure where they are getting in from.

They are coming from the attic, which is connected to my bedroom via a large, rectangular hole. There used to be a door, I believe, but this is long gone.

The issue is that, we don’t know where they are coming into the attic from. They are getting in through the attic somehow- then flying down into my room where I have to rescue them.

So, until we find the bird entry way, I’m just going to have to deal with birds in my room sometimes.

At this point- it doesn’t even phase me.

Anyways, obligatory cat picture!

[ask-boingoverse]

HI JOHNNY!! Found anything cool in the woods recently? There's so many wonders of nature out there

[the-plagued-jester]

how do clowns reproduce

Well, when a mommy clown and a daddy clown love each other very, very much…

kidding

It all depends on the breed of clown you have, and they're ancestry! Some clowns lay eggs, while others give live birth— litters being more common than a singular bab (But again, this all depends! Don't stress if your silly friend only had one, just get both checked up with a certified clown vet, or at least a clown friendly vet, to ensure they are both healthy)

Some seemingly pop into existence. Could the pure desire for jollies (baby clowns) be enough for a grown clown to have a litter come into reality? It's more likely than you think!

All in all, the process involves a lot of silly play, some tomfoolery, and loving honks

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[marckus-happiness-rating]

Dying to know, in your professional opinion, where would you say you’ve discovered Marckus at his most miserable? Who holds the record of dunking on him the hardest?

I'd say he was at his worst when his brother got kidnapped by the fay when he was 12 and he invoked whatever that was, but he may or may not remember the whole event, which means some of the upsetness might be gone.

(spoilers for The Secret Hunters 2 audiolog on Patreon).

So a close second would be his crashout. Dude punched a console so hard he made his hand bleed and sent death threats on the phone just cause they couldn't find a cursed videogame. Even I was scared.

[pmtok-toads]

Ode, what do you think of the Professor? 💛🏜

"Ah, that Scholar..

Why, he is but a wonder to me."

"Always quite the eager one to take notes on his scroll. Well, his passion for 'Ancient' history is truly admirable.

..However, the truth to my past..he has yet to be told."

One day, my scholar—one day. Though, I truly dread of the reaction from ye..

[namgyusaskaccount]

"Hey Namgyu!! What's your favorite aesthetic?? I'm curious." She asked with a cheerful tone.

-💫

Ehhh, I don’t really care about aesthetics to be honest. But if I had to choose one, grunge I guess.