Jan 10, 2018
lol guess i'll just go fuck myself
when I make pasta I always make two portions without intending to, as if the universe is reminding me that I'm alone and fat.
then to top it off I grabbed the wrong decanter and poured balsamic vinegar, which apparently became a graveyard for fruit flies, onto my excessive amount of pasta.
I picked out the fruit flies and dumped a fucking ton of grated cheese/sawdust and pesto on it because I have literally eaten ass and raw fish and I am not about to make more fucking pasta at midnight.