#firstborn stuff

[thatfanfictionchick]

My four year old: *explains that we need another cat*

Me: *explains that if I bring another pet home his father will leave me*

[elyslesnothing]

"You're not a survivor, Death.

You're just a kid."

- Absalom

[elyslesnothing]

Young Death headcanon

He used to be... a complete womanizer in his youth. You couldn't get to a realm and not see him flirting with the females he liked there, hooking up, then casually, almost coldly breaking their hearts some time later without being remotely disturbed. For a time he's quite ashamed of, there used to be a rumor in which he mastered a minor version of Lilith's abilities. No matter what the truth was, he did this so often he actually stumbled upon many ex's way after he became a Horseman. Not very pleasant encounters...