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im sorry but this is too much for me, they are so married

#fr #husband stuff #louis tomlinson #harry styles

Some of the backgrounds my husband did for the latest Futurama ep, "Attack of the Clothes"!

Wanted to call this one out specifically first, as he hid some One Piece stuff in it!

Going counterclockwise: Luffy's Amazon Lily vest, his original red vest, Karoo's hat and goggles, one of Franky's Hawaiin shirts, and (not OP) Jojo hat!!

Some more of his bgs are under the cut! Can't share em all in this post bc it goes over the image limit lol

#futurama spoilers #attack of the clothes #futurama #hulurama #background design #prop design #effects design #one piece #husband stuff

My husband thinks he's hilarious.

He's been making non-stop elephant puns, based on my latest little story.

This morning I wake up to this:

Callie stood in front of Mammoth Mogul's desk with her bag slung across her body like a bandoleer and what she hoped looked like a self-assured smile pasted across her lips. In fact, she was terrified.

She’d made it this far but now she faced the final boss. Quite literally, in fact.

Mammoth looked at her from across his desk giving her a look that was part amused, part annoyed. To be honest, it was somewhat difficult for Callie to determine with his elephantine features providing an effective mask.

“So,” he said calmly, “You think you can just stampede through my office and threaten me?”

“Oh, I’m not threatening you,” Callie said. “I’m promising you. Let my boy go and stay out of our lives forever or I promise you a world of trouble.”

He chuckled. “You got guts, I’ll give you that. But I don’t think you realize what a woolly situation you’ve gotten yourself into. You think you’re going to just poach my best fighter and go about your merry way and I’ll just forget this whole thing.” He leaned forward in his chair, “I never forget!”

Callie resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the elephant pun.

Mogul continued, “I didn’t get where I am today by letting people walk all over me. When I was a boy growing up in Tusk-any I was nothin’. I worked for peanuts. But I showed Ivory-one. I packed my trunk and headed for the big time and today I’m a big man. I’m the ringmaster of this circus.”

Her teeth ground. Callie wasn’t sure whether she could take many more of these stupid elephant puns.

“But all of this is just grazing the subject,” he said. “Let’s address the elephant in the room. Knuckles makes me money. Lots of money. Let me just show you the numbers.” He turned to his computer at the side of his desk, then let out a loud, fearful trumpeting for just a moment. Regaining his composure quickly he said, “Please forgive the outburst. The computer mouse always startles me. Honestly, I don’t even know why I keep the thing around.”

“Stop!” Callie shouted, unable to hold her tongue any longer. “Just stop! No more stupid elephant puns!”

“What are you talking about?” he asked.

~~~

Guys I'm gonna need an alibi because if he keeps this up I may straight up murder him.

#he wants me to call him the punmaster #I refuse #driving me NUTS #husband stuff

lmao my husband saw some of the DoL screenshots I have of various Whitney events and was like 'why can't I talk to you like this?' and I was like 'because I would murder you 👁️‿👁️' so really the lesson here is no the things that you enjoy in fiction are not a reflection of the kind of person you are in real life.

#DoL #degrees of lewdity #husband stuff

Lando, Carlos, and Carlos Snr were teaming up for the golf tournament on Monday—truly a family affair!

(Except that Carlos Snr has now apparently had to leave so now Checo has replaced him.)

#husband stuff #carlando #ted always gets the important info #ted's notebook #tkac

#husband stuff #we know too much

Richie on stage: You guys have been great tonight, thanks for coming along. Before I go I just want to point out for the millionth time, that's my boyfriend sitting there in the front row. Along with the five best people in the world. I love you all so much. I just want to take a moment though, to ask Eddie something. While you're all here.

Eds. Babe. Reach under your chair for me. There's a little something under there. Oh God. Here goes. Ah. So. Ha, you look as terrified as I feel. Little square box. Fits in the palm of your hand. Bev did you make sure he sat in the right seat. Thank God. Have you got it? Yeah that's the one. Oh shit. Ben dont start crying please, I'm barely keeping it together. Eds. Open it. Its ok, stay there I'm coming down. Let me just get down on my one good knee here. I love you. Yes? Hahaha can I actually ask the question first? Yeah. I love you too....marry me baby.

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