#firsttimemums

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Is my baby just a cruel and unusual torture device?

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Baby logic

What will you do if you're like shit sleepy? You'll sleep right? But baby logic is different !! If they are sleepy, they will scream and cry and scream a little more and at last when they are exhauted at around 5 am, then they ll pass out like a drunk fella just to wake up after 2-3 hrs again :(

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Do not fear childbirth, that's the easy part. There is no epidural for motherhood :(

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I am an Elephant

My legs and feet are swollen to the size of an elephant.

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Shy Fetus