[Text] Hey. I miss you. -Bruce
[text]: Hey. [text]: Miss you too. [text]: when're you back in town? The plants are starting to die without you here.
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[Text] Hey. I miss you. -Bruce
[text]: Hey. [text]: Miss you too. [text]: when're you back in town? The plants are starting to die without you here.
"I charge Logan's cigars so they blow up in his face"
catshaming meme
“I confess t’ nothin’.” Because you look totally not guilty, LeBeau.
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Oh god that would hurt so bad. Like. Herc just looking at him with tears in his eyes all “I loved you” and yes. God. Pain.
ooc } that will be a really tragic scenario. because eldon loves him, too. and he'd be like "i love you too that's why I'M trying to kill you instead of getting someone else to do it and having you wind up like dr. lussac." eldon you're going to wind up in a mental hospital i swear to god
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You know Herc will open an investigation. That’s one of his people and it falls under his responsibility. OMG ELDON IS GOING TO KILL HERC
ooc } well i mean he'll at least attempt to. he wouldn't want hannibal to do it because he cares about herc, and that would probably be what fails him--christ's sake, eldon's a cripple. herc could probably just swipe his leg out from under him.
firstwithfire replied to your post:firstwithfire replied to your post:"But dad said...
A) You know Herc would be fucking intense about not messing up this kid and therefore would make Eldon participate and 2) UM WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO WHEN HERC STARTS LOOKING FOR HER
ooc } poor eldon. forced to participate in child-rearing when he's not ready. he'd probably be so awkward omfg -- and also herc is safe as long as he doesn't go all "WE MUST FIND OUT WHO KILLED HER". since i'm pretty sure her corpse is somewhere in Hong Kong in Chesapeake Ripper style display, thus likely in the papers. and then he'll get super antsy and evasive and reclusive until herc gets too close to finding out the truth, then probably attempt murder. maybe. idk.
firstwithfire replied to your post:"But dad said you would walk Max with me. He said you needed to get out of the lab. /Please/?"
OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS SO CUTE I’M DYING
ooc } i'm at least 100% sure that only 30% of the time eldon as a father is cute. the rest of the time it's him trying to avoid the child and brooding about being talked in to adopting and reading every fatherhood book on the planet while he sits all hermited up in his lab contemplating the million ways he could fuck up the kid's life
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"It . . . miiiiight have been me?" Christopher shrugged, looking more than a little amused and more than a little guilty. "Oh, come on now, don't look so serious. It was all in good fun!"
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HERC IS GOING TO KICK THE DOOR OPEN
ooc } CLEARLY THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ADVENTURE, THEN.