FISH BANDIT?!!?!?!?!?!?
An arrest was just made, so he’s back in the news. And I love shenanigans crime.
I can’t do the sheer joy of nonsense plotting and conversations justice here, but for example, my family dinner table has included several conversations on
the right number of fish to carry on any given evening
what characteristics might cause the selected amount of duct tape used
whether “Live, laugh, tape fish on ATMs” was born out of loathing for an inherited live laugh love artifact in his home, like the powder room mirror we’ve lived with for four years and counting
Not to mention the perpetual absurdity of news articles referring to ATMs as ATM machines, as if it’s doubly important to specify the lack of humanity in the device.
His Instagram bio: “Live, laugh, tape fish on ATMs.”
So yeah, I have fish bandit joy. I can’t help it.
