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He who

it dealt it

#smelt #fish #fishpoting #pun #fish puns #fish joke #marine biology shitpost #shitpost

Dont say you coelacanth, say you coelacanh

#coelacanth #fish #fishblr #fish joke #i love fish #FISHHHH

reeling in lesbians with my carabiner game, call that clickbait

#lesbian #queer #carabiner #fish joke

what do you call a fish without any eyes......

fssshhh

this joke doesn't translate to text very well....

#fish #fish joke #joke #pun #fish pun #i like fish #fsh

I just read something about when Napoleon was exiled in Elba:

He was so bored that he started taking up practical jokes: once he slipped a fish into Bertrand's pocket, then asked him for the loan of a handkerchief, so that the fish came slopping out on to the table.

WHAT. I need to know if the fish was dead or alive. Fish out of water abso-fucking-lutely terrifies me. I would be out of my mind if that happened to me. 😭

#napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #Bertrand #elba #fish joke