#elba

[thatsbelievable]

[empirearchives]

Napoleon on Elba

[emolly242]

Doodles

[napoleondidthat]

Napoleon waits for his Amazon order…

[spectorodyssey]

Caleb: standing with the package, staring at the front door Shark and Piranha: snickering and sitting down in their usual chairs to watch the show Shark: Don’t ya think it’s kinda mean to order a package like this when we know he can’t go past the gate? Piranha: Nah, it’s his job. Besides, he can always give up and just push it through da gate. evil glint in his eye Then I win the bet. Shark: You’re on, brother! I’m gonna buy a whole box of creamsicles with my winnings! Piranha: And I’m gonna buy a box when I win and eat it in front of you! Shark: Don’t you dare— Piranha: Hush, he’s doin’ somethin’ now! Shark: Oh! He brought out the stick! Caleb: manages to get the package to the porch Caleb: suddenly has wings Piranha, falls over: swearing in Spanish Shark: Oh cuss! He was an angel! Do you think we should tell Elba? Piranha: Of course, you crazy!

A London Postman

@mercowe

[terriblewomanyuri]

no fucking way

[unteriors]

Reese Avenue, Elba, Alabama.

[illustratus]