#fish murderer

[evildeadreboot]

maybe the real villain is aquaman controlling poor innocent fish people (feople) to die

[hifromhannah]

When I was a sophomore in high school, my best friend and I shared a locker and we thought that it would be cool and great idea to have a locker pet so we bought three goldfish and all the accessories to have a fly as fuq fish habitat and we bought food and named our fish cute names like "Glitter" or whatever the fuq 15 year old girls name goldfish and those little bitches only lived half of first period. They all died. Long story short I accidentally murdered three innocent fish and i should probably be a registered fish murder.

[the-stars-sing-at-night]

guys, one time i went to the fair and won 3 fish and only one of them lived and it was the one that flopped out of its bowl and this year i won 3 more fish and put them in a bigger tank with the same fish i had already had only now they're all dead except the one i had originally had and long story short: i think my fish is murdering other fish

[peace-is-a-living-fire]

In news very much related to the death of Jack, 

my roommate can expect to wake up tomorrow missing one eyebrow.