#fish please

[chikoree]

How many points do I get if I throw a fish at a visitor?

How many if it's a really slimey one?

[imprvdente]

@omniishambles​​ sent  [ sms ]: i think you need to talk to a therapist.

[text: Jack] what?

[text: Jack] with all due respect boss, I don’t

[text: Jack] i’ve been locked in a murder basement before, Jack

[text: Jack] and i was fine

[text: Jack] and i’m fine now!

[caramelshrimp]

Just did one of the Tests for the application for the zookeeper apprenticeship. First was uploading everything then a test on language and math and social skills (i passed that one!). Now I live in fear. I am so so bad at timed questions. Forgot dsungarian hamsters changed their fur color. Forgot what the tapir feet were called. I just hope i got enough right to get to the Interview I really really want this qwq if I pass this, anyone got anytips for the Interview? I have done job Interviews before but was always able to point to my qualifications in that field (Media design). How do I put "I really love animals and Aquariums in particular" in smart words without it sounding like " i Luv animal I dont know anymore than that"

[imprvdente]

@libdemdisaster sent 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 - for Adam

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 / accepting

"Not only have I smashed him before, but I'm probably gonna smash him again later today."

[michaelvincentjones]

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