#mystuff

I just reblog stuff | who let me be 27 | He/him / Art: https://www.tumblr.com/caramelldraws

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[rbrownillustration]

Brothers of Gondor.

“Remember this day, little brother. “

[endortbc]

This is based on the idea that for both Dwarves and Elves, braiding has a special meaning, and it is something shared between those who love and trust each other.

I imagine they got married soon after the war. Later, Legolas moved to Ithilien and Gimli to Aglarond, but they found ways to get together. This is when they got a chance to reunite and braided each other’s hair.

Kindred.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[hs-tolkien]

[thelien-art]

They might actually be my favorite pair of brothers out there! Faramir, of course, is dressed in his ranger attire and Boromir in his armor.

Prints | Commissions | Support me on Ko-Fi; early access drawings + WIP + commission discounts

[fenja-illustrations]

PRINT AVAILABLE!

This is currently one of my favourite artworks I’ve made, like I’m violently proud of it O.O

[nimphelos]

princess dís, ravenhill’s caretaker

for day four of @tolkienwomensweek

[seaserpentspiral]

Dís of durin and her ghosts

[creepyscritches]

Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

[creepyscritches]

She doesn't even have her mouth and flippers yet!!!! She's fucking embarrassassed...

[creepyscritches]

Smelling you

[creepyscritches]

Finished! My mom named her Beans this morning lol.. She's around 1.2lbs and soppingly pitiful

[creepyscritches]

everybody loves beans

[creepyscritches]

Hello, beanheads 🦭

Sharing the pattern again in thread since there's been some recent requests :)

ETSY PATTERN LINK

I don't take commissions, but the pattern is very beginner friendly! Beans be upon ye

Beans was made w Bernat velvet yarn using a 3.5mm crochet hook, safety eyes, fishing line for whiskers, ultra plush Polyfil, and weighted Poly Pellets.

[talesfromtreatment]

I swear this year's overall theme is "lack of owner compliance"

I swear at least a third of our clients are refusing to keep the damn cones on.

[talesfromtreatment]

Owners: she must have scratched the staples from her spay out

The "cone" they got because the hard one made her sad:

It's also 3 inches too short, not that that would make a difference since it's so damned flexible

She was very very close to eviscerating herself, which she did not do by scratching with a hind foot....

[talesfromtreatment]

Had another owner take the cone off and the spay chewed her incision until her guts fell out.

Our vets talked with the ER doctor who saw her, and he said he's done FIFTEEN such repairs in the last WEEK.

So it's not just us, which is comforting and enraging at the same time.

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame