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[j0turner]

Fish will not be able to bike to work anymore 😢 #fishbike #obicreek #obicreekcleanup #thegreatobicleanup #wholeftthisbloodybikehere (at Maleny, Queensland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0LWih_nhQn/?igshid=18g35dice0pb1

[j0turner]

#keepleft #fishbike #thingswefoundinthecreek #exceptthekidstheywerentinthecreek #thegreatobicleanup #creekkids #cleanup #trashtag (at Maleny, Queensland) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0Km5B0neS7/?igshid=z543gbsjjukt

[kimberleetraub]

Codi dog is ready to sell you bikes, art & tees! Fishtown Bikes-n-Beans 1321 N Front St. Mon - Thu: 2:00 pm - 9:00 pm Sat: 9:00 am - 3:00 pm #art, #kimberleetraubart, #kimberleetraub, #kim, #illustration, #drawing, #draw, #sketch, #pen, #ink, #prints, #illustrator, #watercolor, #philadelphia, #philly, #bike, #bikes, #bicycle, #playabikes, #fishtownbikesnbeans, #fishbike

[oracleofmefi]

The FishBike scale of Big Mistakes

But the essential and critical difference was that those things were big flaming angry fighting derails, not jokey derails. Big, big difference. Big mistake. This is probably as good a time as any to publish the FishBike scale of Big Mistakes. Basically, you rate the size of a mistake by which field of study is affected by it.

Category 1: Journalism. Your mistake is big enough to be reported in the news somewhere. Category 2: History. School children decades from now will be reading about your mistake in their textbooks. Category 3: Geography. Your mistake is bad enough that maps are different afterwards. Entire towns or cities may have disappeared, or people change place names so they can forget about your mistake. Category 4: Geology. Millenia from now, scientists will be wondering what made that giant hole in the ground or why that mountain isn't there any more. Category 5: Astronomy. Scientists on other planets, peering at our solar system through their telescopes, will see a bright flash and ask themselves "What the fuck was that?"

So I think we can see this was so far not even a Category 1, which makes it, by definition, a small mistake rather than a big one.

posted by FishBike to MetaTalat 15:25 on December 15, 2011