Did you know that over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?

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Did you know that over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?
Kaiya I don't think you're managing your farm very well.
Srsly tho where the hell is everybody I'm so alone
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY /PULLS YOU INTO A BONE CRUSHING HUG/ HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH GOD I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT I HOPE IT'S THE BEST!!!!
i aM ENJOYING IT IMMENSELY. well it's like 9pm so i'm kinda just chilling in my underwear and glaring at evernote/gdrive/photoshop, but that totally still counts as enjoyment.
thANK U MY FISTY LOVE ♥
no u can't call me aladdin i'm pocahontas remember and ur hilary
oh right i remember my bad.
so you’re the aladdin to my jasmine and the pocahontas to my hilary. i gotchu.
SO DAMN FLAWLESS
THANK YOUUU
fistlinski replied to your photo “New flat, New flatmate, New piercing. Hi guys, I’m back :D”
MY SUNSHINE
I MISS YOU OKAY. I'll be back online soon (when we'll have our internet connection back!!! <3)
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i kinda shouted girl who was in pee aloud and forgot my mother was in the living room with me thank you for awkward loooks!!!!!11! OHFE jay i am so not the person for fic ideas ;__; i haven’t made an au set in so long and i want to but bRAIN DEAD
u complete my life. two bizarre things that just came into my head: 1 was i called you kaiya mcfisterson in my head, so henceforth you shall be known as such, and 2 was that i was gonna say u literally light up my life but then i told myself off for misuse of the world literally but then i was like well, maybe u literally light up my life by setting it on fire and what the fuck you set my life on fire who the hell are you, kate argent?
so.
i don't trust my brain anymore, basically.
in other news, i went and peed. r u proud of me, fisty. r u.