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Humans are weird: Do not want
Alien: What the hell is that?
Human: The ungodly merging of a porcupine and a human being.
Alien: I’m not going anywhere near that thing!
Human: Well that is going to be a problem.
Alien: WHY?!
Human: Because it’s between us and the shuttle.
Alien: Then we’re trapped with that thing?!
Human: No…
Human: *Cracks knuckles*
Human: That thing is trapped here with us.
Alien: How are you so calm about this situation?
Human: Because that thing made one fatal mistake when it came here.
Alien: Which was?
Human: Getting between me and the weekend.
Human: PUT UP YOUR F$#*ING DUKES YOU ROTTEN RAMBUTAN!!!
Monster: *Loud growling*
Human: *Even louder growling as they rush forward and start throwing hands*
