#fitted bed sheets

[machveil]

average man simon is so me fr (i cry when i cant put on my fitted sheets)

anon, the last time I tried to put my fitted sheets on I spent an hour trying to do it the wrong way. I spent an hour trying to stretch the short way long ways. fitted bed sheets humbles me every time

[mattsmemes]

[cjoatprehn]

Alrighty!! I got caught up formatting a little easter egg answer version of this poem for those who are aware of my systemhood. I’m certain not many will click, because I don’t think I told folks in plural aside from my bio.

But! Back at it again with @skylerwitherspoon n’s prompts! Tonight I’ve written a longer one for Prompts 20.

Enjoy! Alt text goes over Discord’s character limit, so let’s see how Tumblr alt text handles it-!

Oohhhhkay…so not even Tumblr alt text can handle this poem. So I’ll drop the alt text below.

FluxCore

[20. Write a poem about your gender.]

I, Mx. Whisper, have many genders. /

As the idea of it all is a construct of a lack of fluidity. /

I’m the flow the oceans waves. /

The cascading of the waterfalls /

soaking boat riders in a blissful wash. /

I’m the apparition of the Void, /

that’s just a little guy. /

A fuzzy little cat of the darkness. /

I’m the moon and the stars /

that you shoot meteors across. /

I’m the hobbit underneath the grass mounds, /

Gazing up at passerby through a mosaic window on the ceiling. /

I’m the creature living in the closet, /

Scarred and horrifying /

But is quite wholesome that comforts you on scary nights. /

I’m the stink stink just doing their thing in that there corner. /

I’m the cyborg who’s got his eye out for men; /

Feasting on popcorn as tea spills. /

Mischievously pranking children as a fitted sheet monster; /

Only seeking cuddles and tickle matches in dominance. /

I’m the big brother ready to swing and box. /

I’m the stripper bratty to the lot. /

I’m the drag queen that dresses in hot pink hoochie shorts; /

To the funky Mettaton EX theme. /

I’m the man giving a Megan Thee Stallion-worthy booty performance. /

I’m the recluse in the woods. /

Deep in a book, written in Braille. /

I’m the linguist who fascinates herself in the many calligraphic forms. /

I’m the nameless princess who grew to Duchess. /

I’m the mother of your children. /

I’m the warrior leading armies in the night; /

By the glow of my bioluminescent wings en mass. /

Close your eyes and trust in pixie dust. /

Diplomacy is key. /

I’m the erosion manipulated by your corruption. /

I’m the sky clouded over and misty. /

I’m the tears you shed in gold sunlight. /

How soft a pillow, am I, Mama? /

I’m the geeky gadgets of your endeavors. /

I’m the large platforms you wear on your soles. /

I’m the collar adorning your neck. /

I’m the goggles that snap pictures of your fire poses. /

Slaying your competition in your worth, Your Grace! /

I’m the clicking of your mouse. /

I’m the tapping of your keyboard. /

I’m the manager of your chaos, /

Wearing bunny suits and buck teeth. /

I’m the children of the playground. /

I’m the singing of the birds. /

I’m the climbing up trees to read a book about peace. /

Hey look! A sunset! /

The others going home. /

This is our space. /

The children outcasted from the village. /

I’m the reading in your ears. /

I’m the booping of noses. /

I’m the squishing of slime and swishing of tentacles in the ocean. /

I’m the big hoodie that covers your hands; /

Obviously too big but that’s the point. /

I’m the Death that draws near. /

Not literally but ego-wise. /

I’m the owl that escapes your trap. /

I’m the wings beating in the air. /

I’m the heartbeat within your eggs. /

I’m the goth besties with emo girls. /

Alternative is fun, even with the skulls. /

What? They’re great for mixing in. /

I’m the tinking of glasses. /

I’m the foam from your beers. /

I’m the ice in the shaker, /

with your drink being chilled. /

I’m the warmth of the hearth. /

The softness of clouds. /

The sleek of the silk. /

The Jester in your eyes. /

The screams in your mind. /

The turmoil in one party. /

I’m the boy that starts the fight; /

and the girl that finishes it. /

Settle down or take it outside! /

Staying sharp these days, hmm?

I’m the sizzle of hot in cold. /

The chinking of metal. /

The sigh from your chest. /

The sweat dropping from your brow. /

The sailor-born swear of frustration. /

I’m the coin tossed to your butcher. /

I’m the blade holding your fate. /

I’m the hammer that broke the anvil. /

I’m the one who snores deep and loud. /

A hard day at the forge earns you great sleep. /

Even if you’re napping on a customized warhammer. /

It’s comfortable. /

I’m the brood that has seen Death itself. /

I’m the medium who heard all. /

I’m the mirror you dance in. /

You’re doing great with your recitals and practice. /

I’m the dragon breathing fire. /

I’m the prism that facets color. /

I’m your hoard of cherished goods. /

I’m the pen in your hand. /

I’m the hands on your phone. /

I’m the window to the world. /

The bridge between cups. /

I could go on. /

I am no gender. /

I am a system. /

Of flux.

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I’ll probably post a spoken poetry video for this post…but I’m not pressed about it. I’m going to take my ass to bed. ^^

[sloshyslushy]

Sex so wild we accidentally pull off the fitted sheet and spend 30 minutes trying to put it back on the bed

[pirate-hologram]

Hey guys, I need some data

which one is better?

fitted bed sheets

unfitted bed sheets

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[tranceindia123]

Know how to choose the perfect weave for your home

When you are investing in a lovely and cozy lifestyle, the fabric will be the right thing that defines it. The very first thing that you fee

Know how to choose the perfect weave for your home

When you are investing in a lovely and cozy lifestyle, the fabric will be the right thing that defines it. The very first thing that you feel is the right material that gives you the texture to touch, the drape to see, and the comfort to experience. At Trance Home Linen, you can pick up the light and soft 100% cotton or the sophisticated jacquard-textured fabric; every fabric has its unique story to tell in your room. Cotton is a fabric made up of natural fibers, is highly breathable, and has a very soft feeling. Most notably, 100% cotton textiles are skin-friendly and ideal for everyday use. Be it bedsheets, dohars, or cushion covers, cotton is capable of adjusting itself well to the Indian climate's different moods. Cotton is one of the fabrics that lets the air pass through it; it is very good at absorbing moisture, and even during the hot season, it still gives you that feeling of freshness because it is light.

[tranceindia123]

Cotton or Jacquard - Choosing the perfect weave for your home

When you are investing in a lovely and cozy lifestyle, the fabric will be the right thing that defines it. The very first thing that you fee

Cotton or Jacquard - Choosing the perfect weave for your home

When you are investing in a lovely and cozy lifestyle, the fabric will be the right thing that defines it. The very first thing that you feel is the right material that gives you the texture to touch, the drape to see, and the comfort to experience. At Trance Home Linen, you can pick up the light and soft 100% cotton or the sophisticated jacquard-textured fabric; every fabric has its unique story to tell in your room. Cotton is a fabric made up of natural fibers, is highly breathable, and has a very soft feeling. Most notably, 100% cotton textiles are skin-friendly and ideal for everyday use. Be it bedsheets, dohars, or cushion covers, cotton is capable of adjusting itself well to the Indian climate's different moods. Cotton is one of the fabrics that lets the air pass through it; it is very good at absorbing moisture, and even during the hot season, it still gives you that feeling of freshness because it is light.

[tranceindia123]

Which is right for you wheather fitted bedsheet or flat bedsheet

The decision between elastic-fitted bedsheets and traditional flat sheets not only concerns the look of a well-turned bed. It also affects y

Which is right for you wheather fitted bedsheet or flat bedsheet

The decision between elastic-fitted bedsheets and traditional flat sheets not only concerns the look of a well-turned bed. It also affects your comfort, how easy the sheets are to care for, and the way you sleep. So, if you are upgrading your linen wardrobe, knowing the difference between the two will help you choose something that is both practical and beautiful from Trance Home Linen. There is something about fitted cotton bedsheets that never goes out of style. They are straightforward, stylish, and can match any bedroom decor without effort. 400 TC Cotton Plain Flat Bed Sheet with Pillow Covers - Cameo Rose. Whether topped with neutral tones or paired with cushions and throws, flat sheets give you endless flexibility in styling. Top-notch cotton bedsheets provide such a gentle touch to your skin that they can be used every day in the Indian climate without any problem. The variety of textures and thread counts available is the main reason why many people prefer buying cotton bedsheets online.