She's right behind me, isn't she? Mrrp @sloshyslushy - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to my Tumblr page. My name is Izzy, I’m 23, trans, and very gay (pansexual) for women. I write, I make shitposts, and most importantly, I look hot while doing it.

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freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

chicknparm

blackpyrefly

makes your puppy dusty

himborc

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

flipchild

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

enba-and-luka

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

ashes2caches

t4t girl who’s always grabbing and biting and admiring her girlfriend’s butt.

moumyu

Stumbled upon this tweet again and it's kinda her.

wordfather

jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

mellodrammattic

the liberal is often more dangerous than the conservative because they hide the same violence behind a mask of peace and progress. the conservative reveals the blade, while the liberal hides the hand that wields it. both serve oppression, but one does so with a smile.