Actual Conversation that Actually Happened Two Hours Ago
Me: So then there's these Luxio and Luxray figurines I got. They're my favorite Gen IV evolutionary line.
Me beginning to ramble: Really I just like anything that looks like a dog in Pokemon. Dog-like things are my bias.
San: Shou, you're a cat.
Me: SO?
San: You're a cat. And you like dogs.
Me: I can like what I want to!
San: You're a cat.
Me: I DO WHAT I WANT!
San: No you don't.
Me: I'm taking my shoes off now.
San: Ok.









