#fizzy shitpost

[fizzywashere87]

hehe funny number

[fizzywashere87]

i became an aunt today

bro fell asleep on me and i lit met him today

[fizzywashere87]

A FATASS GASP FROM ME

TMNT IS TRENDING 😄👍

[fizzywashere87]

i hope you guys dont think i actually look like fizz candy or like drugs

like im kinda alright yk?

ill give a face reveal rn to prove to u guys

oop! my butler caught me off guard there!

[fizzywashere87]

@fashionablysouly

i am your man

[fizzywashere87]

cuzzos we're trending

man it hits harder when rottmnt/tmnt is trending tho 😔😔

[fizzywashere87]

>:(((((( /GENUINE AS FUCK

i hate the stupid fireworks everyone decided to do today because of a stupid day planned for marketing nobody gives af about america until u get to go waste ur money on colorful explosives, y'all complain about this country and then you go and do fireworks for this country that are loud asf for what? they don't do shit but make loud ass noises and make the air smell like rotten eggs and on top of allat ur doing it for a country who's government are all selfish assholes that are WOKE just like the person who invented FIREWORKS

half of ur stupid fireworks are duds and end up flying at everyone else anyways so fuck you and ur loud ass fireworks that you're still doin at 1 a.m?? tf are you doing honestly go drink piss and cry it out blowing everyone's eardrums out for what? selfish assholes invent a fucking mute option and a nose plug option because ew ew ew ew

[fizzywashere87]

just wrote two sentences on a fic in my drafts for about two months now

did i cook or did i cook

(i am cooked.)