#notfizzy

[fizzywashere87]

i wanna snort nesquik chocolate milk powder

[fizzywashere87]

decided to send asks calling all my mutuals the wrong name

if you come across this post youre one of the lucky ones who get an explanation

i was bored sorru not sorry

[fizzywashere87]

HAPPY 4/20

i say as there's one minute left

[fizzywashere87]

50 FOLLOWERS!!

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THANK YOU TO EVERYONE OF MY FOLLOWERS/MOOTS FOR STICKING AROUND AND INTERACTING WITH ME!!

TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS IM NOT MOOTS WITH- I SEE YOU AND RECOGNIZE YOUR USERS AND I GET EXCITED EVERY TIME I SEE YOU GUYS INTERACTING WITH MY POSTS <33

YOU GUYS ARE SO PREPPY AND SIGMA AND AWESOME SAUCE!!!

IF UR READING THIS YOU'RE IMMUNE TO AURA STEALERS AND YOU JUST GAINED 87,000,000,000,000 AURA!!

THANK YOU EVERYONE YOU PREPPY LIL SIGMAS KEEP MEWING!

[fizzywashere87]

i might have to delete my account

so recently there's been tensions between myself and @amorisbackandbetterthanever

i'm not tagging her so you won't send her hate- i'm not like that (this is a joke btw)

i think sometimes people get annoyed when you try to express your deepest love and feelings towards them

i personally go out of my way to stalk this bitch amazing soul on tumblr to let her know she's found- how do i get repaid for this selfless act?

well some people

( @amorisbackandbetterthanever )

find it necessary to go to extreme measures and block me!!

if you vote no, your giving all your human rights to @amorisbackandbetterthanever

doing this will give her control of what time you go to the bathroom, inhale, exhale, eat, drink, sleep, shower, and even if you paint your pinky toe nail. you don't want that. i'm telling you.

if you vote yes, you'll find i will not bother you anymore, your rights are protected, and my account stays!! yayyy (i won't actually delete my account) voting yes also shows that you care about your self worth, you want those rights, you want people like @amorisbackandbetterthanever to understand what actual love is.

after all, this only happens when someone ( @amorisbackandbetterthanever ) doesn't understand what love for your friends are.

@amorisbackandbetterthanever we are on your side, in the endgame, we're only looking out for your best interest.

if no wins over, i'll have to delete my account, my life savings, and i will run and never come back! you don't know what could happen to me in the wilderness, do i even know how to tie my own shoelaces? i'm not confident.

we can express our love for @amorisbackandbetterthanever is other ways than taking away your rights.

hell, we can all start stalking her on tumblr and letting her know she's found! 🥰

remember, i'm only on your side and trying to help.

this is Fizzy, out.

(i found u @amorisbackandbetterthanever )

[fizzywashere87]

Erm i've been living a lie?

so i thought the word 'understandment' was a real word until my spell check shat in my face and told me it wasn't??

fuck you its a word now, fuck english my family shoulda stayed in Lebanon instead of crafting that raft to get to a country with a broken ass language. no way THAT'S not grammatcially correct, that out of all things.

who tf made english because we literally have some words that have three different meanings and they leave these poor people to just find out which one is the correct one themselves. :(

we allow THAT but 'understandment' can't be a fucking word?

well guess what? its a word now. use it, throw the governemnt of it's orbit, they can't tell me no now.

[fizzywashere87]

Pros and Cons of Dating Fizzy

notes: i decided to make a compare and contrast post for me?? why the fuck not cuzzos. this is some form of self advertisement and im not above it. (im off limits and a minor)

M. List

Pros:

i will be very loyal towards you

if i like you a lot, i won't get an ick -unless it's something SUPER bad but even then i tend to let red flags pass over me.

i'm a good listener when i want to be -if i rlly like you again, i would always want to be

i'd do literally anything and everything for you

id buy you gifts and pretend not to care if you didn't like it

i don't keep secrets of mine from you -unless i CANT say anything, then, sorry

you don't have to do much to gain my trust if i like you a lot -that doesn't stop intrusive thoughts.

i'll adjust to your needs after studying your behavior

i have a good memory so i'll remember certain topics you bring up -likes, dislikes, facts you share, a story you tell me about.

i'll defend you should anyone try to do or say anything bad about you -i'll throw hands for you

i am not a dry texter most of the time so you'll have an interesting convo for the most part

it doesn't take much for forgiveness if i'm rlly down bad -i don't forget tho

you get goodmorning/night texts

giving you my hairtie/bracelets and spraying perfume on it -i'll pretend not to notice if you don't wear them

A Double-Edged Sword:

i'm blunt - i could be overly blunt but at least i'll be deadass with u

ill drop my needs for yours -if you rlly care then you'd be sad abt this i think

i struggle to pick up certain implications -you can probably use that to your advantage

i've learnt to mask really well to adaptto your personality - you wont rlly know how i'm feeling unless i choose to let you know

i'm attached to you -maybe too clingy? if you tell me to fuck off i will tho

i'll take what you say literally most of the time

i'll brag to my friends about you -i might also complain if you make me sad

i put my family before you

i have a hard time saying no a lot of the times

i hold onto promises -i keep mine tho

i'm kinda stubborn

i do dangerous shit -it has the potential for entertainment but if u rlly care then the downside is that i might get hurt over a simple dare

'are you sure?' x100

i laugh at everything -you could end up thinking ur funny bc i laughed so you go retell that joke to ANYONE else and realize my humor is shit and you are not funny :|

i send you memes/videos and go 'us' -it could get annoying

i'll pester you to take care of yourself -it could get annoying. also i do not take my own advice

i can be rlly protective but not like super alpha sigma dw

i'll want to wear your hoodies/shirts

my standards are dangerously low -you don't have to do much

i put myself down a lot -this could end up funny

Cons:

at least once a week i'll ask you if you're gonna leave me

i have underlying health complications that show up at the worst times ever

i am not funny -and it's worse cuz i'll actively be trying

i'm very specific about A LOT and i'll lose my shit if my shit isn't together -yes this has potential to become your problem

i will not tell you what i need from you -i just won't. unless you pester me for way too long

i'll assume you'll leave me at some point -this is regardless to your answer to the first bullet point

i WILL complain about my day and you WILL have to listen to it -it's full of complaints and i'll only stfu if u tell me to

i'll cry over the dumbest shit -whether it's front of you depends on how close. usually early on and you'll be the cause 8/10 times

if i'm overstimulated it might be your problem

i'll get mad at you from the cause of my overthinking

i'll secretly not trust you -not for like other people i mean reassurance wise

i need constant reassurance and it might be brought up indirectly but snarkily -i'll never tell you outright

i suck at flirting and i'll run away from you

i might zone out on you during face to face convos -probably from calculating correct eye contact durations or just thinking bout you- but while you're talking so its not good

i'm kinda loud and it's worse when i'm excited -i'm quiet in the mornings tho :3

i'm a lil aggressive

i'm kinda shit at comfort and my advice may not be good advice

if i see a point/indication and i don't like it i'll ignore it because i don't want to deal with it

i want your praise/validation

i get pissed easy

i take nothing seriously

'oops'

[fizzywashere87]

hehe funny number