#fladys

[baddieromanova]

Falice cheating was okay because the two were separated at the time and Hal and Gladys are ugly pieces of shit, inside and out. Also y’all were silent when Hal cheated on Alice with his own cousin so maybe you ugly incels should just stfu on the topic of infidelity to begin with. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[thesocialpariahtable]

YOOO THAT BEING SAID!!! What about a Sons of Anarchy/Gladsythe AU where the Serpents are WAAAAY more badass and ruthless and Gladys is Gemma (because come the fuck on, she would be!!) and maybe FP is Clay or even a living John Teller and you bet your ass Jughead is Jax. Someone write this fic!

But ah, who even watched Sons?

[aliceshermione]

#married 

[icapturethecastle]

F.P: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Gladys: At the hands of your estranged wife?

F.P: An accident.

Gladys: That's how I'm going to make it look.

[nadjaofstatenisland]

Dead Girl Walking entirely should have been about Toni/Veronica. Any ideas on how it would happen? (Also there was a severe lack of parents there, any songs/scenarios they should have been given?)

Well the episode before it (at least i think it was… time is an illusion on this show) had Veronica and Toni singing together at the speakeasy and Cheryl getting jealous. Although we saw little of it, Toni was working for Veronica and the implication seemed to be the two of them were getting close.

Veronica and Reggie both wanted different things so I felt kind of bad Veronica went back to him in that episode and Reggie got his feelings hurt. Veronica and Toni could have found each other in that episode. They literally both wanted something physical to get their minds off their problems. Whether it would turn into anything romantic later on or not, it just made more sense to me than Veronica going back to Reggie and Toni initiating a threesome with her old friend she’s not talking to and one of her gangmates. 

Right off the bat I know Fred and FP should have sang My Dead Gay Son. That they didn’t, even just for a laugh… what a missed opportunity. And not like it would have made any sense but either halice or fladys singing Seventeen would have been wonderful. Reminiscing about the old days? I dunno. Also Penelope singing Lifeboat wouldn’t have made sense in any context, I would have just liked it.

[mydairpercabeth]

There are so many things I don’t like about Riverdale. But FP Jones character development is one of the best and most consistent things about this show. For almost all of the characters, they tend to backtrack, but FP has been steadily progressing as a father to ensure Jugheads welfare the best way he knew since season 1.

[toretto-mills-bolands]

Two can play at that game @fredsythe​

Fladys’s greatest hits

Gladys abandoning FP and their pre teen son when he was at his lowest point in life

Gladys using their daughter to manipulate him so she could run a drug empire behind his back

Gladys making him think she wanted to rebuild their family, all under false pretences

FP choosing to not even sleep in the same room or bed with her

Gladys encouraging FP to engage in a life of crime

Gladys giving him, a recovering alcoholic beer

FP being more interested in drinking his breakfast, lunch and dinner rather than his wife and kids

FP not giving a single damn about her leaving town, never to be seen or heard of again and to this very day, never acknowledging her existence

Oh, and infidelity!

Hermiram’s greatest hits

Hiram threatening to kill her over her infidelity

Hiram attempting to expose her affair and damage her reputation and credibility

Hermione paying FP to kill him

Hermione cheating on him with Sheriff Minetta

Hiram having her arrested for his attempted murder, not because it was the lawful and right thing to do but simply because he wanted to hurt and destroy her

Hermione telling their daughter that she refuses and absolutely won’t leave her alone in this world with him, confirming that he is just that evil that she doesn’t even want him being a sole father/guardian to her. Did I mention that this was right after she told Veronica that he’d have no problem killing her for disobeying him?

Hiram saying her death can be arranged after she refused to sleep with him

Hiram degrading her for her work choices and manipulating her into doing his bidding instead

Hiram gaslighting her at any and every opportunity

Hermione being terrified of him

I want everyone to see the true ridiculousness of this. Before you construct posts attempting to display Falice in anything but a good light, take a look at the couplings who you root for first, who are canonically much worse

[faliceaesthetic]

[jealousy]

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