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Happy nine year anniversary to the worst haunting of my life ("Alice Cooper, no longer lactose intolerant I see.")

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mary and fred bi4bi

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i fear there are exactly two people in the world (you and me) who have watched adults fx (judging by the gifset that you reblogged) and are riverparents stans so i simply have to ask you... riverparents as adults characters? 😁 but like in a 90s sitcom way cuz i can't imagine the parents as gen z/millennial😭. i just know fred and fp would be serving paul baker and anton realness

OH lemme tell you those kids on Adults are like all the bad traits of the riverparents in the best way.

Billie is Penelope at her most pathetic (affectionate).

Samir is Hal in his most neurotic, people pleasing kind of way (also affectionate).

Issa is 100% Hermione.

Paul Baker and Fred are both perfect, sexually fluid babies who need to be protected at all costs.

LOOK THE DYNAMIC OF PAUL BAKER / ANTON IS DEFINITELY FREDSYTHE. Sadly, FP is no where near functional enough to be Anton. Hiram is more of an Anton personality wise, but totally denying to yourself that you're in love with one of your best friends who's dating your other best friend? Yeah that's all fredsythe.

Also them getting married is just a situation Fred and FP would accidentally get into.