#flak tanson

[hope-less-vandyne]

Margarine: Juno, we're a team, and even the weakest part of the team is part of the team.

Flak: and the weakest part is you, but you're still part of the team.

Juno: it doesn't feel like this is a--

Margarine: so we've got your back, Juno--

Juno: do you? Do you?

Flak: wait what does it feel like?

Juno: getting slapped

[hope-less-vandyne]

"I don't think it's lentils Juno"

-Flak Tanson

[hope-less-vandyne]

"I'm going to strangle you with your own hair tonight Juno"

-Flak

[hope-less-vandyne]

Flak: should we stop [the cyclops] from drowning?

Zabbas: why?

Flak: cause he might be a person

Zabbas: oh

Fletch: I was thinking about shooting my stormtale bow; my electric arrow at him in the water

Flak: oh do that, that's way cooler!

[hope-less-vandyne]

DM Graessle: Fletch is now transformed--though he does levitate--transformed into a jack russell terrier

Fletch: I'm a dOg?!

Margarine: what!

Zabbas: aw

Margarine: Flak, Flak, I have an animal now!

[hope-less-vandyne]

Flak: Juno you are acting supermayor for the evening

Juno: wow team, I will not let you down

Flak: I'm sure you will

[hope-less-vandyne]

Flak: I think you're paranoid man. I think you're really hung up on the whole 'piles of dead bodies' thing and you're not allowing yourself to see the positive

Margarine: you're not hung up enough on the piles of dead bodies thing

Flak: we've seen a lot of dead bodies

[hope-less-vandyne]

"Our gods have abandoned us because we're an accident? Yeah that checks out to me"

-Flak Tanson