(Flake-N-Rudy)Flake@Fievel: the Pichu waddles up and stares up at the pikachu with a disapproving look. “Y’know. Pichu evolve by HAPPINESS. Maybe if you stop being a right PRICK to them they would evolve and be strong like everyone wants.” The Pichu gets a smug look “Can’t stop bein a ass for five seconds makin ‘em miserable. Bet that YOU are the problem here! Chuu!”
Fievel: "Team Rocket doesn't get anywhere by playing nice. If you're too soft, you'll never be viable enough to even exist here."
"That damn runt should consider herself lucky they haven't disposed of her, and the only reason why is because she's the first surviving clone of her kind, just as I'm the first of my kind. Otherwise, she'd just be feed for the Mandibuzz."
"Happiness doesn't only have to come from stupid lovey-dovey friendships, the problem here is that she hasn't realized that yet, and she sure as hell isn't gonna get any affection from me."
"Maybe if you knew that, you wouldn't be such a weak little Pichu, either."