#flaming pepper

[isahbellah]

i think i feel the same way im not sure but when i was watching the films she seemed to dislike him a bit, like always be rude and kinda dismissive and it seemed that she liked phil more than him, thats just what i got but you may not feel the same. dont worry about posting this if you are going to get shit for it though, i got shit for saying i dont particularly like john watson from bbc sherlock (someone literally told me to die), so i know how it feels and ugh

i'm not sure about her liking coulson (i think she was just more polite towards him), but the thing is:

she did have a crush on tony (WHO WOULDN'T?????) in the first movie, but tony came back from afghanistan as a changed man. he literally changed for the better and asked her for her help and she was like "NOPE, HOW CAN YOU ASK THAT OF ME!!! NOPE!!!! I WON'T HELP YOU AT ALL DON'T COUNT ON ME!!!!!!!!"

he had to GUILT TRIP HER to make her hack obadiah's shit.

when they're finally dating, she treats him SO badly. like she wants him to act in a certain way and ONLY in that way and if he steps out of line she'll make his life a living hell.

he's flying to his certain death in the avengers and tries to call her and she doesn't even hold her phone close. she puts it on vibracall and next to her and doesn't even check on it. like, i know this isn't enough of a reason buT IF MY BOYFRIEND WAS A SUPERHERO AND I SAW HIM FLYING TO HIS DEATH ON MY TV MY FIRST INSTINCT WOULD BE TO TRY TO CALL HIM, EVEN IF THE CALL FAILS AND/OR THERE IS NO SIGN OR SOME SHIT

in im3 she LEAVES HIM WHILE HE'S HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

just--

i'm not in the mood to talk about this.

i just really hate how she treats my favourite character like shit and is canonly his girlfriend and there's people who LIKE HER and SHIP HER WITH HIM and just-- ugh.

she's such a bitch.

[isahbellah]

before people jump on me, my research was just me on google writing "iron man 3 script". i needed the script because i like to write EXACT quotes when i need to (i feel like a failure when i get a quote wrong and i can't rely on my memory too much)

and before you guys say it's rape, the quote says that pepper can't RESIST him (Killian) and that she WAS ANGRY AT TONY so this was some sort of way to get into tony's skin, i guess.

at least that's how i interpreted the quote. if it was indeed intended to be rape, i don't think shane black would mention the fact that SHE was ANGRY at TONY.

so yeah, the initial intention was for pepper to cheat on tony out of spite and turn into a sex tape victim/celebrity/whatever you wanna call it

[isahbellah]

I--I was doing some research for a future fic and

“Pepper, in one draft, slept with [Aldrich] Killian because he was so pheromonially enhanced with this extremis that she couldn’t resist him and she was angry with Tony and so she sleeps with Killian and then he makes a sex tape and broadcasts it in Home Depot.” (x)

it says it was just the first draft and of course it didn't even pass the second, but STILL.

[isahbellah]

Okay so apparently one of the writers responded to question about Iron Man 3, and apparently Tony didn't get Extremis. He has a gaping hole in his chest. They literally through away the fucking reactor, something helping Tony's heart now, connected to it, JUST TO HAVE A FUCKING ROMANTIC MOMENT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH MARVEL!?!?

as if i needed more reason to hate pepper.

i fucking TOLD YOU GUYS that he blew the suits and removed the arc reactor because of her, goddamn it.

[isahbellah]

so i don't like angst

but

i've been thinking of writing a one shot which loki kills pepper out of jealousy

and of course, tony doesn't like it

so it ends up pretty badly

YAY OR NAY?

[isahbellah]

OKAY OKAY LET ME TRY TO CONJURE UP ALL OF MY RAGE AND FURY BEHIND A FUCKING READ MORE INSTEAD OF SCARING EVERYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN THE MOVIE

people who will like/liked this ending:

pepperony shippers

pepper stans

people who do not care about Tony being a superhero

WELL, GUESS WHAT??????????????????????????????????

I HATE PEPPERONY

I HATE PEPPER

I DO CARE ABOUT TONY AS A SUPER-FUCKING-HERO

SO HOW WOULD I POSSIBLY LIKE THIS FUCKING ENDING??????????

as a shipper, a fan, and a fangirl!

because hey, he did it all for pepper. FOR HER. NOT HIM, HER. Because she always whined and bitched about iron man/the suits and in the end, he almost lost her and he thought SHE was more important than, i don't know, HIS ENTIRE HISTORY????

pepper is not worth all of that shit, NO.

she is a good friend and worker and nanny/mother/whatever bullshit, but i fucking refuse to see her as a girlfriend/wife.

he blew his fucking suits. at that point, i thought "okay, he's getting rid of them so he can have only ONE and not all of those fucking army of iron men" but thEN IT GOT WORSE

HE HAD A SURGERY TO TAKE OFF THE SHRAPNEL IN HIS CHEST

JUST... TONY. TONY.

YOU COULD'VE DONE THAT YEARS AGO, IF THAT WAS THE CASE.

IF THIS WAS REALLY ABOUT YOU, AND NOT HER, YOU WOULD'VE GONE INTO SURGERY AS SOON AS YOU CAME BACK HOME IN IRON MAN 1.

YOU WOULD'VE GONE INTO SURGERY TO TAKE OFF THE ARC REACTOR/SHRAPNEL AND THROW THE IDEA OF IRON MAN, THROW THE DRAFT OF MARK I (AND EVERYTHING THAT WOULD COME LATER) INTO THE TRASH AND NEVER SPEAK OF AFGHANISTAN AGAIN.

BUT THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING SELFISH TO DO, WOULDN'T IT? MILLIONS OF CIVILIANS (INNOCENT PEOPLE) DIED BECAUSE OF HIS WEAPONS, THE WEAPONS HE CREATED TO PROTECT THEM.

YINSEN GAVE HIS LIFE SO TONY COULD ESCAPE THAT NIGHTMARE. YINSEN GAVE HIM LIFE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. SO HOW COULD HE JUST THROW ALL OF THAT AWAY?

OKAY FINE, HE SAID IN THE FIRST IRON MAN MOVIE THAT HE'S NOT NOSTALGIC AND THAT PEPPER COULD THROW THE FIRST ARC REACTOR AWAY, BUT THAT WAS DIFFERENT. HE HAD ANOTHER ARC REACTOR IN HIS CHEST, AND THIS WAY HE'D ALWAYS BE REMINDED OF WHY HE IS STILL ALIVE AND WHO HELPED HIM DO THAT AND WHAT HE HAS TO DO TO KEEP PEOPLE SAFE.

TONY WAS (YET AGAIN) SUFFERING FROM PTSD IN IM3. I MEAN, UNTIL THE AVENGERS, ALL HE HAS EVER FOUGHT WERE HUMANS. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THERE ARE ALIENS (AN ARMY OF ALIENS, AT THAT) AND A REALLY ATTRACTIVE GOD (WHO IS ALSO AN ALIEN, IN TONY'S EYES) AND THEY'RE TRYING TO CONQUER FUCKING EARTH SO... REALLY, HE WAS NOT PREPARED FOR IT.

WHICH IS WHY HE BUILT ALL OF THOSE FUCKING SUITS. HE WANTED TO BE READY FOR EVERYTHING, NO MATTER WHAT.

BY BLOWING THE SUITS UP, HE'S DEFENSELESS. THANOS COULD DECIDE TO ATTACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WOULD ATTEND TO THE FIGHT WOULD BE THE HULK, CAPTAIN AMERICA, BLACK WIDOW AND HAWKEYE. BECAUSE HEY, THOR IS BUSY FIGHTING HIS OWN DEMONS.

OH, SPEAKING ABOUT THE HULK? DO YOU GUYS FUCKING REMEMBER AVENGERS? (OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO, THIS IS TUMBLR)

SINCE I CAN'T FIND A GOOD VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, HERE'S THE QUOTE:

Tony Stark: You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.

[Stark points at the mini-arc reactor in his chest]

Tony Stark: This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a... terrible privilege.

Bruce Banner: But you can control it.

Tony Stark: Because I learned how.

Bruce Banner: It's different.

[Banner tries to read the computer screen, but Stark slides the data aside with his finger so the two can see face-to-face]

Tony Stark: Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you.

Bruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy... saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?

Tony Stark: I guess we'll find out.

HE GAVE BRUCE THIS MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH (WHICH WAS TERRIBLY IMPORTANT FOR THEIR IMMINENT FRIENDSHIP)

JUST TO DISREGARD ALL OF IT IN IRON MAN 3?????

UP UNTIL IRON MAN 3, HE WAS SURE OF HIMSELF AND WHAT HE HAD TO DO. HE ALMOST SACRIFICED HIMSELF COUNTLESS TIMES (THE MOST RECENT, THROWING A NUKE IN THE CHITAURI BASE AND ALMOST NOT COMING BACK TO TELL THE STORY) BECAUSE OF WHAT HE THINKS (OR AT LEAST THOUGHT) TO BE THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

BY THROWING THE ARC REACTOR INTO A CLIFF (OF WHERE USED TO BE HIS MALIBU DREAMHOUSE *SOBS*), HE THREW AWAY HIS HISTORY, WHAT HE BELIEVED ON.

HE SAID HE DIDN'T NEED ALL OF THAT TO REMIND HIM THAT HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE IRON MAN. BUT TONY... I SINCERELY DISAGREE WITH YOU.

I'M BACK INTO THE THREAT DISCUSSION: WHEN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS (AND IT WILL HAPPEN), WHAT WILL YOU DO?

SIT BY WITH PEPPER AND WATCH EVERYTHING UNFOLD KNOWING YOU COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT? THAT YOU COULD BE HELPING?

YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT, TONY. THIS IS SOMETHING SELFISH TO DO. EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING THIS FOR YOURSELF, YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE OF A STUPID WOMAN.

I JUST

I HAD SOOOOOO MANY MORE POINTS TO COMMENT (AND ALL OF THIS IS STRICTLY ABOUT THE END LOL) BUT I JUST... CAN'T EVEN.

IF YOU ASK ME HOW I WISH IT WOULD'VE ENDED, I DON'T KNOW, I GOT A FEW IDEAS:

WITH PEPPER DEAD;

OR

PEPPERONY BROKEN UP;

OR

SOMETHING ELSE, NOT THAT GOD-AWFUL ENDING.

[isahbellah]

On the subject of tagging hate: Do you think you could work up a specific Pepper hate tag? I know you dislike her but she's honestly my favorite character and it's a bit disconcerting to see hate of her on my dash on occasion :( If there was just one tag I could blacklist, that would be pretty awesome.

I tag my general hate with isa hates on shit, but IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO CREATE SPECIFIC TAGS (NOT ONLY FOR HATE), JUST ASK ME! I WILL GLADLY DO IT!

I’m not offended, I know how bad it is to follow someone you like and that person sometimes has a very drastic opinion on something you like.

But I create tags not only because it’s easier to look at certain posts, but also because of these kind of things.

So from now on, my pepper tag is flaming pepper

because I think the double entendre is funny XD

In hindsight, I’m also creating flaming pepperony for the same reasons :) though as of NOW i don’t feel the need to use the tags, but i’m creating both just for precaution XD