#jitterfish

[dearsheroozle]

love you too @jitterfish

[miketownsends]

GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS AT THE MBMBAM LIVESHOW

THIS BITCH

[residentqueercryptid]

I would vore that beer.

- Megan, about a salt and pepper beer

[miketownsends]

i made a playlist for one of my DnD groups

[miketownsends]

i get all of my husbands right out of the dumpster

[miketownsends]

this is my new fave pic of me and my best friends tbh

[miketownsends]

last night in DnD: -"Ten gold is enough to get Greater Restoration drunk." -the dwarf barbarian rocked up to the bar like "I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL GIVE ME SOME FREE DRINKS." (it worked) -the barbarian wanted to gamble, but the only other person in the bar at the time was an eight year old named Canary, who is the town's mine canary because actual canaries are hard to come by -thanks to the fact that i made two of my friends listen to TAZ, they all started referring to Sildar as Barry Bluejeans ---(then the increasingly tipsy bard referred to him as BBJ and broke the DM [me]) -both dwarves decided to use their Stonecunning feature to learn about the single stone building in town, so i had to pull out all the shit i learned in geology 101 my first year of undergrad -"Everyone is gonna get a cocktail of aids." - the bard, while facing stirges -the barbarian killed two stirges by throwing them at trees and rocks -stirge jerky -the dragonborn decided to fly up to get a vantage point and alerted all the orcs to the party's presence did i miss anything

[dearsheroozle]

I TOLD YOU. YOU CAN BE A MOOSE RIDING LESBIAN ANDROID.

@jitterfish explaining Nier: Automata