#flanders ned

[shadowsightings]

"I really don't wanna know if Mr. Flanders is my type. I mean- What if he is? I don't know what I'd even do with that information!"

[unovasjustice]

Holding hands before marriage is a sin

    Okay, first of all... that’s a totally whack concept. Secondly, “...Dude, I can’t remember the last time I held hands with anyone. Why are you coming after me?”

[vbholidayfestival]

I sure could go for a glass of SMASH 🐮

Ew ew ew... Maybe if she ignores him, he'll go away...

When that doesn't work, she just slides a basket of balls over to him without making eye contact. Hope you fail, old man.

Oh good, he's lousy at this game too.

She forces herself to look sympathetic. "Sorry, better luck next time."

[vbholidayfestival]

Yeet 🏀

What a creepy mustache... Cam doesn't even bother with greeting the guest, hoping to get this transaction done as quickly as possible. Flanders gets a plain ol' basketball for his attempt.

It's a lousy throw but Cam doesn't even antagonize him. Please, sir, just go away...

[powdersnowed]

Right on. Rest well, Flanders.

[mxstball]

Zinnia, Smash. Rayquaza, Smash. Arceus, Pass. I know my rights.

"Sorry. No thanks. I'm not into men."

My apologies, but you do not seem like my type. Nonetheless, I am sure there are others who would be interested.

"Clearly the right that you forgot is the right to remain silent, Flanders. Not like I wanted you, anyway~"

[darkestrellar]

I'll have you know I watch Rick and Morty all the time!

Svern Bingo Game...?

"Oooooh, okay. KINDA CUTE. We should hang out."

[shadowsightings]

Screw the Halloween costume for a second. She's on official duties now. "Hiiiii. God here. You can hold hands and love anyone you want as long as it's consensual~. Okay byeeeee~"

"OH! Then that settles it! Boy am I relieved. I- I mean not like I'm planning on holding everyone's hands all of a sudden b- but... Uh- Aren't you also relieved, Mr. Flanders?"

"Wait a minute- You're God??"