The Flea
They had told me about rum and beer, and that left me fucked up, but I also longed for wine. And I don't usually drink, I only drink when there's an opportunity, but I also masturbate when I feel like it.
I think it's an irreverent duality, but it fills me with macho pride and I like that. It helps my self-esteem because I'm a flea, and as a flea, I have weird rituals.
Many times I think x2, and other times I think I'm gonna hit it from behind, but I'm not a masochist and much less a pervert. I think again that I have potential not only to be a parasite but also to run a good jewelry business, because, let's admit it, money is like communism and capitalism.
But I don't want to talk about this stupidity, I just want to talk about why I suck blood from my host and contaminate their blood.