Jul 26, 2025
Hi, fellow citizens of the Finalizer!
I have finally gotten around to repairing the photoreceptors and various other sensors on this R5 unit. In short, he no longer drives like he's drunk.
If you find yourself needing to ride around the ship in his fleet transport, you will be pleased to know that you will no longer be subject to serious bouts of motion sickness.
However, just in case his (or any other transport driver's) sensors should go out of whack again, barf bags will be provided in all fleet transports going forward. M4-RT1N and his cleaning crew ask for your cooperation in using these bags to prevent a repeat of last week's incident on level 3.
Remember, folks: Spewing on the floor isn't just a slippery safety hazard; it's a biohazard.