The Hive City Health Fair: Where You Are the Medical Supply🩸
"You weren’t using it anyway—hold still."
Welcome to the Hive City Health Fair!🩸
A beautiful, thriving community initiative designed to promote organ donorship, bodily efficiency, and your impending dismemberment in service to the greater good!
You might’ve shown up today expecting some light medical screenings, maybe a pamphlet on fiber intake, and a free plastic cup of questionable juice substitute from some overly enthusiastic cleric of “Healthy Living.”
You were wrong.
What you actually walked into is a full-scale flesh reclamation operation, where the only thing getting checked is how many working organs you have, and how fast they can be pried from your undeserving husk.
Why Am I Here? Why Are They Taking My Blood Pressure? Why Is That Man Holding a Bonesaw?
You ask a lot of fucking questions for a soon-to-be walking parts depot. Here in Hive City, we don’t waste anything. Nothing rots here—except the people too slow to escape the donor line.
Your flesh is public property now. If you haven’t signed the "voluntary" organ donor release form, don’t worry—we signed it for you. The Magos Biologis, the Apothecaries, and even some rich fuck with a failing liver who’s never worked a day in his life all need fresh stock, and you? You have it.
Think about the starving, underprivileged ruling class! They need your parts far more than you do. Why the fuck should a perfectly good heart, liver, or pair of lungs go to waste rotting inside some insignificant nobody like you, when the noble elite could make better use of it?
What to Expect at the Fair:
Welcome to a full-service flesh market disguised as a "charity" health fair! Let’s walk through today’s activities.
🫀 THE DONOR RAFFLE
Win a free trip to the reclamation vats! Except it’s not free, you never entered, and you’re already on the donor list.
🦴 THE MARROW TASTING BOOTH
Ever wonder what you taste like? You’ll find out soon enough.
💀 THE FLESH LOTTERY
Every attendee gets one ticket, but let’s be real, dumbass—you’re the prize.
🫁 FREE LUNG INSPECTION!
Doctor says your lungs are in perfect health! That’s great news—for their new owner.
🩸 BLOOD DONATION DRIVE!
You can give blood, or you can give blood unwillingly. Either way, we’re getting it.
🔪 COMPLIMENTARY BODY SCANS!
A quick scan of your organs, bones, and tissue density to determine what’s worth taking first.
Frequently Asked Questions
❓ “Why am I being restrained?” 🔹 That’s just the donation straps. It keeps you from getting in the way of progress.
❓ “But I don’t want to donate!” 🔹 That’s adorable. We call that an involuntary preference adjustment.
❓ “Why is someone bidding on my kidneys?” 🔹 You ever heard of supply and demand, dumbass? Someone demands, we supply.
❓ “I thought this was a health fair?” 🔹 It is. Just not for you.
Donorship Is Mandatory. Compliance Is Expected. Resistance Is Unproductive.
This isn’t about you. This is about The City. This is about supporting the machine that keeps us all alive, and if some fucker has to be carved up like an Emperor-damned holiday roast, then so be it.
The Administratum has already filed your papers. The surgeons have been prepped. Your blood type has been logged, and some wealthy noble has been promised your pancreas in exchange for a sizable donation.
It’s nothing personal. It’s just policy.
So breathe in deep (while you still can), look at the pretty banners, and accept the fact that you are the most valuable thing in this whole festival.
Or at least, your insides are.
Final Thoughts
Every year, countless “volunteers” just like you make the ultimate contribution to the health of Hive City. Whether they wanted to or not.
You should be proud to be part of something greater. And if not? Well, you’ll still be part of it.
🔥You’re Already On the List 🔥
🔪 REBLOG If You’d Make a Prime Cut! 💀 COMMENT With What Organ You’d “Willingly” Donate! 🩸 FOLLOW For More Dark Humor and Mandatory Surgeries!
