#fleur belanger

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the thing is she's literally perfect for him, she's obsessed with Assane AND is definitely a huge fujoshi

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which French political parties I think they'd support (vibe-type)

Assane = doesn't tie himself to any one party but undermines all of the right-wing candidates online

Claire = NFP left-wing alliance supporter who votes tactically to keep the far right out

Ben = PS (he's not super happy with where they're at but keeps voting for them out of loyalty)

Youssef = LFI but has mixed feelings about Mélenchon

Sofia = Renaissance (sorry but she's 100% a Macron centrist)

Hubert = Réconquete (he's far-right but thinks the RN voter base is too poor)

Juliette = Renaissance & Les Républicains swing voter ("Rachida Dati has some good ideas though??")

Keller = average RN chud

Fleur = LFI stan who actually likes Mélenchon

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Lupin Part 3 with no context is a fever dream

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Lupin supporting characters as types of Tumblr behavior

Claire: *blorbo does something objectively terrible* writes a long text post about how it's part of his personal growth journey

Ben: makes aesthetically pleasing gifsets; people steal his gifs and don't give credit

Youssef: reblogs the most painfully average-looking photos of his blorbo with tags like #AAUGHH #literally KILLING myself

Sofia: only reblogs with no tags ever

Fleur: just an absolutely endless stream of yaoi ship content with frequent links to her AO3

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How many Lupin books/stories has each character read? A non-exhaustive analysis

Assane → has read all of them, in multiple editions

Youssef → has read all of them (S1E1: "I've read them all") we'll overlook the fact that he had to decode the "Perenna" and "Sernine" anagrams even though they're canonical Lupin aliases so he should have known immediately

Raoul → has likely read all of them

Claire → has read at least The Hollow Needle (S1E5: "of course, when I met him he made me read The Hollow Needle"; S3E7 [Assane]: "welcome to my hollow needle") and the story "Edith Swan-Neck" (S3E4)

Fleur → has read at least The Last Love of Arsène Lupin as she names herself after a character in it while pretending to be Youssef's girlfriend (S3E3)

Ben → unclear, though you get the sense that most of his Lupin-related knowledge is via osmosis from Assane

Sofia → hasn't read any; has picked up some knowledge from Youssef (mostly against her will 💀💀)

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the Diopcule

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Lupin characters as tags they'd write when reblogging

Assane -> #excuse me sir that's MY comfort character

Claire -> #oh #oh no #oh god please don't do this to me on a Thursday morning

Ben -> #hahaha what if we all just killed ourselves #for legal reasons this is a joke

Guédira -> #HIM #putting him in handcuffs and arresting him on the spot

Fleur -> #HIM #putting him in my pocket and keeping him there for ever and ever

Belkacem -> #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

Raoul -> #whatever. not like i care

Fabienne -> all of the above