Gentleman Cambrioleur

Lupin (2021–) | #1 Claire enjoyer | he/him

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nuclear families in the 2020s: he/they child whose parents are in a platonic marriage after being abandoned by the child's biological father whom they are both in love with

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"Diamonds and Rust" by Joan Baez is an extremely Claire-coded song

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just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

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why does he look like he's wearing eyeshadow (also this is great for anyone who has a fear of heights)

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october 23rd, huh

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[dying-crying-pining]

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

[earndiltheequalizer]

This reads like Captain Picard having trouble at the replicator.

[the-haiku-bot]

This reads like Captain

Picard having trouble at

the replicator.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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the thing is she's literally perfect for him, she's obsessed with Assane AND is definitely a huge fujoshi

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happy pride month (pic unrelated)

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not to be that guy but I need him to re-think this hairstyle

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

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did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

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my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

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A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

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20-year-old Claire feels like someone who would have gotten very earnestly into Senegalese culture in a way that came across as kind of cringe but ultimately well-meaning

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Netflix dropping both the Dix Pour Cent movie and Lupin part 4 in September/October? Fuck yes.

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Lupin is a live-action harem anime

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cast Eye Haidara in Lupin expeditiously