Gentleman Cambrioleur

Lupin (2021–) | #1 Claire enjoyer | he/him

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nuclear families in the 2020s: he/they child whose parents are in a platonic marriage after being abandoned by the child's biological father whom they are both in love with

[enki2]

Don't get married; just dress like this to go grocery shopping

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

The worst mistake the 19th and 20th centuries did was convince men that to look great is to be Gay™. That was enough to send male fashion straight to the gutter. A damn shame, really.

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me any time I rewatch a Youssef scene: gay as hell to be a cop. why are you as a man so eager to put handcuffs on another man

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[cambrioleur]

why is she literally cute af

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if you think about it both Claire's AND Youssef's overarching storylines are about them trying to reconcile their societal roles (single mother, cop) with their truly insane levels of horniness for Assane, while also slipping further and further into transgression and not-so-secretly enjoying it

it's just that at the end of it all Claire gets her heart broken (again) while Youssef gets everything he could have asked for

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Part 4 comes out in exactly 100 days

[electionsmistertumbler]

Les résultats sont là : Obélix est officiellement* notre Mister Tumblr !

(*Je sais que ce résultat est sujet à controverse du fait de la nette influence des tumblrinas non-francophones sur ce dernier vote, mais à moins que vous n'insistiez, je n'ai pas l'intention de faire un rematch)

Merci encore pour votre participation, la propagande, les fanarts, les memes et votre patience avec mon organisation parfois douteuse <33 Je vous dis peut-être à bientôt pour une prochaine édition, et d'ici là, si vous voulez encore des tournois francophones, rappel que le @tournoi-des-femmes-de-vos-vies est toujours en cours, et que le @tournoi-persos-non-binaires-fr prends encore les candidatures !

[monstersqueen]

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reactions to the World Cup

Assane: okay I know it seems out of character but I really care about this and if we get eliminated I might kill myself

Ben: ah yes that time every four years when Assane goes even more insane than usual

Claire: look at how multiethnic our team is 😍😍

Hubert: look at how multiethnic our team is 😡😡

Youssef: Assane Diop > Mbappé tbh

Sofia: if we win there'll be crime. if we lose there'll be crime. fuck my life

Raoul: who even cares, I like basketball better anyway

Bruno: NOBODY JINX IT. NOBODY FUCKING JINX IT

Juliette: omg I love Cristiano Ronaldo??

Fleur: *typing thinkpiece about how football is a legacy of colonialism*

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Youssef: in terms of hot criminals in France where do you think Assane Diop ranks all time

Sofia: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

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France playing both Senegal and Morocco in the world cup? What is this, a Lupin (2021-present) reference?

[7bitter]

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

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allow me to introduce you to Lupin (2021-present)

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allow me to introduce you to Lupin (2021-present)

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me irl

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

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My Youssef & Sofia headcanon is that their families were close friends and possibly moved to France around the same time so they spent a lot of time together as kids, with their parents constantly making Sofia look after Youssef because he was "weird" and "eccentric." She probably found him kind of annoying but also would beat up all the kids that bullied him lmao