......i cant decide between podsa and dicksa......
it’s a TOUGH choice, i get you ladies, perhaps this can help??? some bullet points on random expansion thoughts for the concepts??
podrick & sansa:
sansa wears exclusively sundresses the whole trip, and she probably painted her nails with like little daisies or something and podrick is DEFINITELY overwhelmed by this
on the other hand podrick is always in the legit most RIDICULOUS Hawaiian shirts and sansa does not UNDERSTAND
(until like the last day when podrick suddenly goes “wait, you don’t think i chose these shirts, did you? my best friend’s boyfriend gave them to me as a joke but i knew how much he spent on them so i kinda felt like i needed to wear them”) —not that it really matters but that best friend’s boyfriend is without a doubt jaime
because i make the rules davos is the captain and he just shows up sometimes and gives super sage advice then just like... fucks off again
hey maybe there will be a titanic recreation moment who KNOWS
just imagine the two of them somehow getting roped into a partners talent show and just having absolute NO IDEA what to do for it, and it leads to them sharing all these weird things about themselves
if sansa DID get sun burnt podrick would for sure run back to his cabin and have like the largest bottle of aloe vera for her
dickon & sansa:
dickon looks like a fuckboy. straight up, he’s attractive or whatever but something about the way he holds himself, sansa is CONVINCED
but like yeah okay whatever he’s hot she gets it, and it’s a wedding after all... if marg was here she’d for SURE say to indulge so...
to dickon sansa is this elusive thing he’s constantly hearing about from all the people in his life, but rarely has actually seen so he doesn’t know what to expect from her. the fake dating suggestion was really just from exhaustion and a way to figure out who she is
they both continue to push this to see if they can put the other in a more weird situation, if they can have fUN at this strange event when they both hate weddings, but then maybe a bad ex of dickon or sansa’s appears and the ruse becomes more sEriOuS for a minute
opening ! up ! to !! each ! other !!!! (while passing a champagne bottle back and forth walking through the gardens i know what i’m about people)
maybe this helps? at all?? who knows??? not i???














