#flint.txt

[fnaftm]

finally watching the new fnaf the musicals because i have weird anxiety about watching things i've been waiting for sometimes... :)

i love how balloon boy sometimes sounds like he's saying "hoe" instead of hello. and also matpat definitely retired from game theory so that he can play william afton more /silly

[roundtriptojupiter-archive]

oh hey, by the way, great news, as of last week i officially have no more medical mysteries and am on medication for all the things i can and want to be medicated for, so i’m on my way to feeling like a functional human being once the most recent one takes effect in a few weeks!

[jungledubs]

i’ve seen these for a bunch of other smps so—

which of these things is NOT true about smplive

captainsparklez lived inside a giant lightning mcqueen with human feet

someone recreated the death star, but with melons

an invisible baby zombie pigman killed connoreatspants. repeatedly

technoblade joined once and was immediately murdered via spike trap

ted started a religion dedicated to the void

captainsparklez and jschlatt had competing cryptocurrencies

wilbur sold untrue whale facts for diamonds

there was a fist fight on top of a giant obsidian dick

a randomized wheel would sometimes tell the entire server you were gay

pokimane was there

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

reblogs for containment breach appreciated 🙏🏻

[mcgigolo]

most female characters have the defining character trait of “girl” but the chainsaw man female characters are revolutionary for each having the defining character trait of “guy”

[pluralhalman]

drinking comet water is the most babygirl thing heywood floyd has ever done

[godgavemenoname]

ugh. i try not to get in internet fights anymore bc it’s unhealthy for me but i cant resist when i see people proudly bragging about being shitty parents on twitter  👁👄👁

[extradimensionalsystem]

team pinata can go fucking die. im fucking livid.

you don’t get to say what is and isn’t child porn if YOU YOURSELF ARE MAKING IT.

[genderfauneevee]

*drops a fat whip and also nae nae* might start using scenecore pronouns