#flogicallylawless

[ontologicalshakedown]

flogicallylawless

replied to your post

“how did they program tumblr to know when you’re asking a question?”

if the post ends in a question mark. the option disappears if you keep writing after the '?' mark

but how?

[shakieran]

During senior year of high school there was this dumb town fair thing that flogicallylawless Thomas and I wanted to check out because there was an actual Thing happening in town for once and we could do something other than be bored.

Come to find out that there's a $5 entry fee for this dumb fair (both too much for our jobless asses and more than we could justify paying anyway), so Thomas and I decide to find a way to sneak in, bad kids that we are.

Eventually, we decide that the best option is NOT  the completely unguarded side street area, but rather the bushes that circle into the fair area that's next to a building that's closed for the evening.

At this point, the concept of doing ~cool spy things~ (liking sneaking around some bushes) got into our head and we decided we needed code names: I was Archer (not like the show, a spy dude from this dumb video game I was playing) and Thomas was White Shadow.

Upon entry into the bushes (like short trees with just enough room to crouch, so i'm calling them bushes), we were struck by how there's no inconspicuous way for two teenagers to crawl out of bushes together. nevertheless, we pressed on, waiting for an opening to emerge from the bushes.

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light! i hurled myself back, pressing up against the closed building nearby. a local constabulary had spotted Thomas, however, angrily asking why he was snooping around the bushes.

Thomas, being the quick thinker that he is, spotted an empty soda bottle near his feet and innocently explained to the officer that he had seen this bottle and was grabbing it to recycle it. this story appeased the officer to a degree, although he still asked to see Thomas's ID, only for White Shadow to reply that he had forgotten his wallet. Muttering something about what kind of idiot forgets his wallet, the officer swung his light around the bushes a time or two more, but not closely investigating, much to my relief.

White Shadow had infiltrated the fair, but with the bushes route compromised, we needed to find a secondary entrance point for Archer. At this stage, Thomas enlisted the aid of two of our classmates, fedora-wearing probable future bronies who we'll call Stone and Bark. He encountered them after entering and presumably recounted this heroic tale, distressed at my failure to enter alongside him.

I received a phone call from Thomas, informing me that the two inside men were going to meet me at THE UNGUARDED SIDE STREET ENTRANCE and escort me to the hub of activity. Sure enough, I went around to the back, Stone and Bark were there, and we walked into the fair issue free.

Thomas and I stayed for about an hour because this thing was lame as hell and no more interesting than whatever dumb shit we'd typically do, except it was crowded. But we got the story of Archer and White Shadow out of it, at the very least.

[mellifiedman]

flogicallylawless ha respondido a tu publicación:len-bias ha respondido a tu publicación:len-bias...

:p dw about your identity and just read infinite jest

shush thomas i got a Brand to worry about

gotta Maintain The Brand

[mellifiedman]

flogicallylawless ha respondido a tu publicación:i wanna read something ultra-surrealist but i...

I’m enjoying Murakami’s ‘1Q84’ but idk if that’s remotely what you’re thinking of

yo i LOVED iq84 (popularly regarded as The Worst Murakami Novel Ever but who cares)

and yeah i actually made that post because i've been reading some of the lesser murakami novels i never got around to and it's just...not weird enough for me anymore....

[worldiary]

flogicallylawless replied to your post “Great Start to My First Day of School”

Is the racist a public figure that Colbert actually did fraternize with or was that also a product of your imagination? Also, sorry you didn't sleep well :/

In my imagination. We were at a viewing party for the Colbert replacement show and Colbert was sitting in front of me and some dude was sitting behind me. And said dude made some comment about my family and how they should stop whatever they were doing because "Some of us are going to be travelling" (as in, don't y'all terrorists scare me out of flying or whatever). And then Colbert turns around and winks at him conspiratorially and I was sitting right between them. And then the next thing I know my family and I are watching in a separate room.

[worldiary]

flogicallylawless replied to your post “I hate the commercialization of drones because as a young...”

hope you don't mind that I reblogged

Nope :)

[puma-man]

flogicallylawless replied to your post:daisy

haha nerd

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q23JPrzGWp

[worldiary]

All of the names that appeared in my inbox disappeared and I don't know why. :( If I remember correctly, I still have to answer... Zeke, Bartholomew, and one other name Thomas suggested that I can't remember.