god's favorite poster

I'm Marie and everybody loves me

[0104mq]

bern!

[markovchaingang]

[letting you pet my isopod] haha don't worry it doesn't trilo-bite lol [it mistakes your finger for wood detritus and tries to eat it] [suddenly serious] you deserved that for being a whore

[poopjournalist]

[poopjournalist]

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[hustlerose]

teach a man to wish and he'll yearn for a lifetime

[genetinoided]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[charlesoberonn]

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[mellifiedman]

Finally did something I've been meaning to do forever and whipped up this trinket shelf (basically a fake type drawer lol) after work. Deeply relieved that all the dados lined up given that I was going off hasty mental math for this whole thing!!!

[mellifiedman]

Guy was trying to get a boat trailer out of a parking space and into the road in front of the shop just now and did just about the worst job anyone's ever done. I'd probably do it even worse though

[sasha-psychedelia]

[kremlin]

stick em up bitch haha

[kremlin]

very good toy for children -- .45 ACP is a large and naturally subsonic caliber delivering superior playing power compared to .380 or 9mm

[kosmogrl]

[weshouldnevermeet]

remembering the time my mom told me I should just tell the bullies to stop making fun of me lmao yeah they really listen to me that’s how we got in this situation

[weshouldnevermeet]

we have to combine this with the fact that this woman made me learn how to make balloon animals

[weshouldnevermeet]

something about me is I am always about to make a balloon dog

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]