Neon: Alright Blondie. I think we settle this with a bit of "Mutually Assured Destruction." You keep your hands off my mom, and I don't try anything with your dad. Deal?
Jaune: *Jaune crosses his arms.* AND my mom.
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Neon: Alright Blondie. I think we settle this with a bit of "Mutually Assured Destruction." You keep your hands off my mom, and I don't try anything with your dad. Deal?
Jaune: *Jaune crosses his arms.* AND my mom.
Neon:
Hey, since JNRZ is free game now, how about some Flora x Jaune MILF action???
JNRZ is written by @didyoutrydynamite you should check out their amazing stuff, way better than anything I’d write!
Can I be able to use Flora Katt for my AU? With credit of course.
I could have thought I've answered this before or this is the second time someone has asked to specifically feature Flora as a character in this story.
Either way, Yes! I giveth permission to use Katt Mama.
We know Harriet will jump Jaune when he speaks to her in French, but who would have the same reaction for Spanish?
Also; sign language is already taken by Neo, that much is obvious!
Flora: Neon I swear to the GODS, you need to lock that boy down now! You're lucky I'm not fifteen years younger, or you wouldn't be an only child anymore.
Neon: EWWWW! Delete! Delete trauma PLEASE!
Headcanon: If Flora sees the shirt, she would make a joke just to tease Neon. But then be ready to fight off the other mothers. That Stud is for her kitten and no one else.
Jaune: *Wearing his "I-Love-Hot-Milfs" Shirt*
Flora: *Just happens to be at the Mall on one of her few days off* ...You know, if I didn't know any better; I'd say you're trying to drop me a hint, Sugar.
Jaune: *Blushing, unable to deny the shirt as per rules of the bet.* It's a long story.
Flora: Let me guess. Neon?
Jaune: I can neither confirm nor deny her involvement.
Flora: *Chuckles* You kids and your wild games.
Milf: Hey cutie~ Couldn't help but see your shirt from over-
Flora: *Snatches Jaune by the arm and drags him to her side* Back off, he's mine.
Milf: What?! Says who?!
Flora: Says me. This young man. And his shirt. *Points to his Milf shirt and then to herself, motioning to her whole figure as if to prove a point.* Obviously.
Milf: *Walks off in defeat*
Jaune: Woah. That was awesome! Thanks, Ms. Katt!
Flora: Trust me. My pleasure.
Jaune: Well, I don't want to keep you on your day off-
Flora: *Holds him firm* Nuh uh! Until you take that ridiculous thing off, I'm not budging from your side. If women want to get the wrong idea about your availability, then they can assume your unavailability with me! Now come on, Sugar, I have a shopping list and a few bags for you to carry.
Jaune: *Starts to be dragged off by Flora deeper into the mall.*
Is it fucked up that I want the betting pool to show that Willow has more of a chance in hooking up with Jaune, than her own daughter?
You can't deny how funny that would be. Lol
HA! I'll do you one better, Flora having better odds than Neon lmao.
Flora: There are no rules in this house. I'm not a regular mom, a cool mom. Except please use coasters. And no parties without my approval and the house has to be spotless afterwards. Always remember to lock the front door after you enter or leave. No loud music after 11:00 because that's last thing I want to come home to after work. Oh, and Jaune, I love you, but when you're with Neon all I ask is that you be responsible enough to use a condom.
Neon: *Angry cat noises* MA!
The Katt Residence? Neon and her team better apologize to Flora the next morning, or the mother will be making lots of loud noises to punish them.
Nah Flora is cool with it as long as they don't tear up the place or bring any spare alcohol with them. It was Neon's home until a few months ago anyways. She'd rather her daughter and her friends be safe in her own home than risking a drunken journey all the way into a floating city in the sky.