#floridiot

[saruvanthewhite]

I had no idea Rod Nesantis was younger than I. Now I want to challenge him to a schoolyard fight knowing he’d be one of those school bullies that used to pick on my. He’s a bully, & bullies deserve to be flattened. If someone could flatten that piece of nematode ʇıɥs for me, that would be awesome. Because I don’t like the idea of going to floridia.

[manicpixiimurderdoll]

Welcome to Florida. We'll eat your face.

[angryshockedfurious]

Fucking perfect.

[craftytibbles]

Went on a hiking misadventure this weekend to the mountains with @trystan4011. We survived a windy ass night, and I was so cold I cried more than once. I'm back home in my dank warm swamp and will be replying to emails today ⛺ #ibroughtflipflops #Floridiot #windchillisathing #coldblooded (at Amicalola Falls State Park)

[floridiotdrivers-blog]

Thank you, #FL145JCB, I definitely appreciate you riding my tail as close as possible until I have an opening to get out of your way so you can zoom up the one car length that was available between me and the next car. #yeahyouareawesomenot

[floridiotdrivers-blog]

This driver didn't fully stop at a red light before making a right turn to cut me off going South on A1A at the Marsh Landing light. #ilovepeople

[floridiotdrivers-blog]

This awesome driver thought I wasn't following closely enough (yeah, safety is uncool) so they sped into the exit lane and illegally came back over onto I95 to pass me. #classy #FLU438DX #mybadifthelicensemighthavebinsteadof8 lol

[floridiotdrivers-blog]

I'm pretty behind on my posting. This car cut me off and didn't signal trying to exit JTB and get onto I95 North. #baddriver