@flowermagus
Yaiba paused his handheld system and sat straight up on the lawn – the sight of Merlin across the street had him instantly on alert, with fox ears fully raised. There was never a time when Merlin wasn’t up to something. The sooner he learned what it was, the sooner he could yell about it.
Then something fell out of Merlin’s sleeve. Yaiba recognized the wrapper as soon as it hit the ground.
“I SAW THAT! ARE YOU LEGEND OF FOR REAL?”
“NOBODY’S DICK IS THAT BIG, HENCE YOU ARE BUT A LEGEND OF SHOW OFF!”













