#fluffy peaks

[vanadeu]

[renmorris]

their first date was something like

chantal: (rattling off some interesting trivia, eating a chili dog, talking with her mouth full)

hutch: (striken, has never been more in love in his entire life)

[renmorris]

post peaks hc:

albert’s back isn’t doing great 25 years later. genetics + old age + a lifetime of stooping over evidence and corpses will do that to you.

luckily coop (and harry) have thoroughly educated themselves with how to help, massages and hot packs are frequent. along with kisses

so please think about albert on a cold winter’s day, bundled up on the couch and being doted on by his boys.

[renmorris]

G o d but imagine Marge and Cooper working together. "You're lookin' pretty tired there, Coop. You ought to get some rest before we head out tomorrow." "Nonesense, Marge. Restless nights and baggy eyes come with the territory, after all." "...I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your agent work there, Coop."

;U; BLESS you tell him Marge!

[renmorris]

harry truman is a terrible sheriff but a great human being

[renmorris]

dale cooper is a sappy nerd who is easily wooed by the least impressive of poetry

[renmorris]

Modern Peaks Albert finding out about the do not disturb function and turning it on 24/7.

ALBERT  

[renmorris]

a twin peaks episode where coop’s coat gradually gets bigger and bigger in every scene and you can’t tell until the end of the episode, when the sleeves are past his hands and the coat’s dragging on the ground