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Well...
The dumbwaiter is going to need rebuilt, the refridgerator door is broken, the windows are scratched up, the table is probably in another dimension or something... I'm not sure... it just disappeared... and there's slime and fire foam everywhere. But the blasted thing is dead.
Night came, the full moon shone brightly against the calm sky. Well, calm compared to the sounds of screams in the distance followed by loud slithering. Before long, a giant naga that looked like a lindworm came by, coiling around BH’s headquarters. The lindworm wore a giant white rose on his chest and carried a shoulder bag with a purple Orchid symbol on it.
Hatbots were posted outside the manor doors, and while they had been instructed that Black Hat was expecting a client tonight, they weren’t expecting...
Well... This.
One simply spun around and retreated inside, but the other raised an antenna from its metal hat. Minutes later, the door opened again, and a certain bag-wearing doctor stepped outside.
“What’s going on out here? Just bring the customer in-GAH!” He jumped as he noticed the large naga, and scrambled to hide behind the robot.
“U-u-uh...” Flug stammered. “Are... Y-you must be Orchid... right?”
So, is black hat possessive with you?
(Orchid) An echoing chuckle of amusement. “I have my sources. And you’re one of those villains. Sadly but unsurprisingly, I was mistaken. I was just asking for advice since you want to put other villains in place. I wouldn’t dream of allying with you, Great Black Hat. Before your missle comes to destroy my vacation home, I at least wanted to buy a couple of shrink rays, Monster pheromones, and other tools, but I don’t know if you’d be reliable enough~”
“Not. RELIABLE?” Black Hat’s snarl twisted even more, but he wasn’t the only one angry.
“Hey!” Flug shouted at the screen as he hauled himself back up off the floor. “Our products are the best in the business! We-”
“SHUT UP!” The doctor was pushed aside again, but Black Hat made a painful attempt to calm himself down, and taking on a forced smile. This WAS a potential client... An infuriating one, but money was money. Especially the monster pheromones, which seemed to be a big hit this quarter.
“I can assure you,” he purred to at the computer, just barely containing his temper enough to remain professional. “Our products have been tried and tested across the galaxy, and we’ve never had any complaints that could be traced back to any living customer.”
Try knocking on his door and ask if you can talk. You can do it Flug, we believe in you!~
“…O-Oh….”
Dare you to surprise hug Black Hat ;).
“S-surprising Blackhat is always r-risky…”
Smooch each other!!!
“M-me and Blackhat have different ideas of what a smooch means…”
You don't have to say any words to let BH now you like him. You can write him a letter or spell it out of rose petals.
“U-um…I tried…”
