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Old Work Wednesdaaaaay!

I LOVED getting to wear a gown to work that day. ❤

You say that like it was a rare occurrence...?

#old work wednesday #dtau posts #darktoons au #dark toons interactions #dark toons rp #darktoons interactions april 2023

hojosbizarreadventure

Since y'all mad scientists like the other mad science userbox so much.

pseudonimations

dangeroustoast-blog

Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

meshugenist

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

maditox

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

tieras

I imagine this is how planets are formed

zaogu-princeofcrime

@dtau-the-red-guy Oh lord you have a blog now?!

dtau-the-red-guy

WHATS IT TO YA

dtau-aerodynamic

How are you paying for internet these days? Was someone actually stupid enough to hire you?

dtau-the-red-guy

For your Information, Bag boy, I have my own place again! And a job where I don't have to worry about being MURDERED!

Stick that in your salad and chew it! Hahaha!

dtau-aerodynamic

That's well and good, but remember you're still a member of the organization. Thus, you're not really out of our reach no matter where you go or what you do. Have fun knowing that.

#dark toons interactions 2022 #dtau flug rp

zaogu-princeofcrime

@dtau-the-red-guy Oh lord you have a blog now?!

dtau-the-red-guy

WHATS IT TO YA

dtau-aerodynamic

How are you paying for internet these days? Was someone actually stupid enough to hire you?

#dtau flug rp #dark toons interactions 2022

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

Twilight opened her eyes and found herself in a dark room. It was too dark to see anything but as her eyes adjusted she was able to make out small bits of things, but only dark shapes. She carefully moved towards the wall, feeling around on the wall for a light switch. After only a moment, she found one, and switched it on. She squinted at the new bright light and looked around.

She was in a lab, only this one was not her own. It also wasn’t the one at her college, or any other laboratory that she had recognized or been in before. Hopefully, whoever was here wasn’t the type to shoot first and ask questions later like she was. Twilight looked around nervously before deciding to call out softly. “Um… Hello? Is anyone there?”

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

A beep could be heard on the intercom as a button was pressed, and a small, round, black machine quickly came from a door in the ceiling, it hovered by Twilight to quickly scan her with a red beam before going back through the little doorway. "Hmm.... Fine. Put them down." The male said. "You really don't know where you are?" More machine noises came from the intercom.

A large door to the side of the lab opened, unlocking and sliding to one side. There stood a lanky looking man, not particularly tall but not a short fellow by any means. He stood there in the darkened hallway. "Are you aware of something called The Black Hat Organization?" He asked, stepping into the lab. He was holding a very recognizable ray gun in one hand.

-

Her arms felt better almost instantly as she lowered them, and her gaze switched over to the the door. “I really don’t have any idea where I am. Or how I got here, as I keep saying.” Obviously she understood why he would ask again, she wouldn’t believe her either. But she was definitely tired of repeating herself - she had always hated that.

“The Black Hat Organization? No, what is that?” She asked, raising her eyebrow in confusion. Was it some super secret science organization? She wondered what they studied. Her gaze turned towards the ray gun and she couldn’t stop herself from being excited. “Woah, is that a ray gun? Impressive! Where did you get it? Did you make it yourself?”

dtau-aerodynamic

Flug was slightly caught off guard by the excitement. He was used to people being afraid of his weapons. "...Well, Yes, I did infact!" he said with some pride. "It's quite devastating, in fact." He might have been smirking. He didn't get much for compliments aside from a couple of friends and maybe the mad scientists convention if he got to go. He decided not to aim it for her immediately, yet also didn't exactly lower it. "Can you tell me where you are from, if nothing else?"

#dtau flug rp

bathroomcube

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

diet-soap

I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days

bathroomcube

i have GREAT news for you

riseofthedruids

potion of cough up blood

hottiewitabloggie

people are so fucking stupid oh my god

tami-taylors-hair

Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!

Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.

ferrousferrule

Jesus fucking christ. One time I accidentally mixed an ammonia scrub and a bleach spray and gave myself a migraine in 15 minutes how the fuck are they even still standing.

thickness-protection-program

sunrisedespair

Time for a health and safety lesson.

See below for a chart on what household cleaners to NEVER EVER MIX EVER OR YOU CAN (AND WILL PROBABLY) DIE OR OTHERWISE BECOME EXTREMELY FUCKED UP AND NOT IN A FUN WAY BUT IN THE HOSPITAL AND/OR GRAVEYARD WAY:

The above is not a complete list, but these are extremely common in most households and therefore are the most likely chemical fuck-ups to occur.

DO NOT MIX HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS.

DO NOT MIX CLEANING AGENTS.

DO NOT MIX CERTAIN ASTRINGENTS. (HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS OFTEN IN FIRST AID KITS OR WOUND SPRAYS AND CAN CAUSE A REACTION IN SMALL AMOUNTS IF MIXED WITH THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE MIXED WITH EVEN ACCIDENTALLY ON A SURFACE ETC.)

DO NOT MIX ANY CHEMICALS THAT YOU ARE NOT 100% SURE ARE SAFE TO MIX. (SPOILER: MOST THINGS ARE NOT REALLY SAFE TO MIX AND SOMETIMES COMBINING SAFE ONES ACTUALLY MAKES THEM LESS EFFECTIVE ANYWAY, SO JUST DON’T COMBINE THIS KIND OF SHIT!)

YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A CHEMIST. PLEASE DO NOT TURN YOUR KITCHEN/BATHROOM/HOME INTO A LAB ACCIDENT.

IF YOU ARE A CHEMIST, YOU SHOULD STILL NOT FUCK AROUND. MANY OF YOU DO NOT RELIABLY USE YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES OR THE CORRECT TYPE OF SAFETY GOGGLES. (IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF CHEMIST WHO DOESN’T ENSURE ADEQUATE VENTILATION IN YOUR WORK AREA, I WILL NOT TRUST YOU WITH BLEACH. COMPLACENCY KILLS.)

CONCLUSION: STOP MIXING CHEMICALS!

YOU ARE NOT PROFESSOR X, AND YOU WILL NOT END UP CREATING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

YOU WILL ONLY CREATE A NEW INVOICE FOR YOUR LOCAL FUNERAL HOME.

I AM YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE SAFE.

TO ANY DUMBASS TEENAGERS OUT THERE, I WANT YOU TO SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME DUMBASS ADULTS.

PLEASE DO NOT DIE.

wickedwonderlandd

The fumes from this vid burned all the hair off my body,melted my skin, and then killed me t.f

lonelyassassin96

Hey, this actually very useful information to have if you are a kid or otherwise don’t know.

bettsplendens

I feel like the “may cause death” part on that chart needs to be majorly bigger. The descriptions of the first two sound like they’d be unpleasant, but “unpleasant” doesn’t cut it. Needs to have a way bigger “THIS IS HOW THEY KILLED PEOPLE IN WARS BEFORE IT WAS OUTLAWED” warning.

dtau-aerodynamic

THIS MADE EVEN ME CRINGE WATCHING IT

DO THEY STILL HAVE EYES

#helpful #good advice #real info #i might be a cartoon scientist but i can still share real information

o-ceti

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

o-ceti

Bow down to your king

o-ceti

I can’t stop outdoing myself

crying-over-really-dumb-things

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

Twilight opened her eyes and found herself in a dark room. It was too dark to see anything but as her eyes adjusted she was able to make out small bits of things, but only dark shapes. She carefully moved towards the wall, feeling around on the wall for a light switch. After only a moment, she found one, and switched it on. She squinted at the new bright light and looked around.

She was in a lab, only this one was not her own. It also wasn’t the one at her college, or any other laboratory that she had recognized or been in before. Hopefully, whoever was here wasn’t the type to shoot first and ask questions later like she was. Twilight looked around nervously before deciding to call out softly. “Um… Hello? Is anyone there?”

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

"You first! Who are you, and what are you doing here? And on top of that, who sent you? How did you even get in here???" The voice interrogated. He was obviously very bothered by this occurrence, evidently something had happened entirely unexpected to both. Just then, a female voice cut in, "Blah blah blah! We really should just-" followed by the sound of something being destroyed violently. "They'll talk!" The male interrupted the one who interrupted him, "STOP THAT! I can handle this!!"

-

“Hey, I’m the most confused one here!” Twilight’s fear was turning to anger. “I have no idea where I am! Or how I got here!”

She glared at the camera, but took a deep breath, trying to calm herself. Her arms remained raised as she continued. “Nobody sent me. At least, not as far as I know. Like I said, I don’t know anything. I don’t even know what this place is, aside from the fact that it’s very evidently a lab of some kind. Can I put my arms down now? They’re starting to hurt. I promise I don’t have any weapons or anything on me.” She wished she did.

dtau-aerodynamic

A beep could be heard on the intercom as a button was pressed, and a small, round, black machine quickly came from a door in the ceiling, it hovered by Twilight to quickly scan her with a red beam before going back through the little doorway. "Hmm.... Fine. Put them down." The male said. "You really don't know where you are?" More machine noises came from the intercom.

A large door to the side of the lab opened, unlocking and sliding to one side. There stood a lanky looking man, not particularly tall but not a short fellow by any means. He stood there in the darkened hallway. "Are you aware of something called The Black Hat Organization?" He asked, stepping into the lab. He was holding a very recognizable ray gun in one hand.

#dtau flug rp

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

Twilight opened her eyes and found herself in a dark room. It was too dark to see anything but as her eyes adjusted she was able to make out small bits of things, but only dark shapes. She carefully moved towards the wall, feeling around on the wall for a light switch. After only a moment, she found one, and switched it on. She squinted at the new bright light and looked around.

She was in a lab, only this one was not her own. It also wasn’t the one at her college, or any other laboratory that she had recognized or been in before. Hopefully, whoever was here wasn’t the type to shoot first and ask questions later like she was. Twilight looked around nervously before deciding to call out softly. “Um… Hello? Is anyone there?”

dtau-aerodynamic

@mad-twience

This lab was very... strange. It seemed as if questionable or bizarre work, or even potentially the creation of weapons, was done here. A very well articulated camera in the corner of the ceiling turned towards Twilight. Suddenly from a speaker near it came a male voice, as the camera's lense focused in and out. "Step away from the wall and hold your hands up." The person said over the intercom.

mad-twience

Twilight jumped in surprise, her eyes immediately turning towards the camera. She didn’t dare disobey, and did as the voice told her, carefully raising her arms above her head and stepping slowly to her right, away from the wall.

Squinting up at the camera to try and make out any details, she turned her head slightly in curiosity. “Um… Hello? Who are you, and where am I? How did I get in here?”

Twilight had supposed she probably hadn’t been kidnapped, as she was not restrained. Or perhaps the room itself was her prison, that would make sense too. It didn’t really seem like it, though. Despite knowing she could probably outsmart a potential kidnapper and escape unharmed, she still felt a pang of worry in her chest at being in an unfamiliar place.

dtau-aerodynamic

"You first! Who are you, and what are you doing here? And on top of that, who sent you? How did you even get in here???" The voice interrogated. He was obviously very bothered by this occurrence, evidently something had happened entirely unexpected to both. Just then, a female voice cut in, "Blah blah blah! We really should just-" followed by the sound of something being destroyed violently. "They'll talk!" The male interrupted the one who interrupted him, "STOP THAT! I can handle this!!"

#dtau flug rp

mad-twience

@dtau-aerodynamic

Twilight opened her eyes and found herself in a dark room. It was too dark to see anything but as her eyes adjusted she was able to make out small bits of things, but only dark shapes. She carefully moved towards the wall, feeling around on the wall for a light switch. After only a moment, she found one, and switched it on. She squinted at the new bright light and looked around.

She was in a lab, only this one was not her own. It also wasn’t the one at her college, or any other laboratory that she had recognized or been in before. Hopefully, whoever was here wasn’t the type to shoot first and ask questions later like she was. Twilight looked around nervously before deciding to call out softly. “Um… Hello? Is anyone there?”

dtau-aerodynamic

@mad-twience

This lab was very... strange. It seemed as if questionable or bizarre work, or even potentially the creation of weapons, was done here. A very well articulated camera in the corner of the ceiling turned towards Twilight. Suddenly from a speaker near it came a male voice, as the camera's lense focused in and out. "Step away from the wall and hold your hands up." The person said over the intercom.