Jorian, frat party AU in which freshman Dorian has to take care of a wasted senior John.
Dorian hears the feeble groan before the smell hits him, and he peers dubiously around the plastic fern in the corner. The guy curled up pitifully behind the pot squints up at him blearily and makes an attempt to speak before doubling over again.
"You all right, man?" Dorian asks, carefully avoiding the suspicious puddle as he squats down. The room is warm and humid, pulsing lights bouncing off the beer-splattered walls, and he vaguely glimpses Richard slinging his shirt around his head on top of the kitchen table out of the corner of his eye.
"Feel like shit," the guy groans, swiping sweaty hair out of his forehead. He looks it too, two-day stubble clinging to his jaw and his eyes glazed over as he tries to focus on Dorian. "Who the hell are you?"
"Dorian. The new guy." Dorian reaches out automatically to keep the guy from toppling into his own vomit. "You’re…..John," he says, remembering now from the blur that was his introduction to the rest of the fraternity.
"Aw, shit, I’m drunk," John mutters, pulling himself up by the curtains and leaning heavily against the wall. He starts swaying forward again and Dorian steps over the puddle to shove his shoulder up under the guy’s arm, feeling John’s overheated weight sag heavily against him. "Thanks, kid," he thinks he hears, mumbled against the side of his head, and he tightens his grip around John’s arm.
My dear Niam tagged me with the "reply to 10 questions + make up a new batch of questions and tag others" and I don't remember doing this tag, soooo....
Tagging Blizzy, Natsumi (I owe you from the last time:)), JaPu, Cába (though he won't probably notice this), Keita, Sid aaand maybe also Mercury (only if you feel like it).
First my questions for the tagged (so you don't have to read through my answers):
1. You have to watch either Twilight or Moon Child (a badmovie with Gackt), which one do you pick and why?
2. What's the biggest thing you have ever burned?
3. A book you never want to even see again.
4. Is there something that scared the hell out of you when you were a child and you still remember it?
5. Two grumpy fat cats get into your fridge and half-eat EVERYTHING, including mustard and pickles, and shed hair on the remains. What do you do?
6. What's your favourite mythological character?
7. You can have ANYTHING as a pet. What would that be?
8. Make up a crackpair with characters from two different video games you've played. Can you try to defend their compatibility?
9. Is there a movie you keep rewatching again and again?
10. It's winter, snow piled up everywhere and you go out for a walk, but get lost in the woods. Suddenly, Jack Frost / Morozko / Mrazík comes up to you and asks you (in a thick russian accent) if you're cold . What do you reply?
REPLY TIME
1. Show me the picture of man/woman of your dreams
These two would be perfect for me:
2. What fandoms are you in and which one do you find the most terrifying?
Quite a few, dominated by Homestuck... and terrified of none. Monsters and assholes are everywhere, but so are lovely people.
3. Explain me shortly Homestuck
Bunch of kids play a weird game that ends up destroying their planet but can also create a new universe. Kids meet aliens, stuff gets plotty, almost everyone dies at least once, usually more, and the big villain is a green alien that has a tradition of enslaving and/or killing women. Kids and fun, weird shit and death.
4. Do you like to touch your butt?
...I'm in the habit of neglecting the butt-touching department:))
5. last wish before the World ends?
I want to face the eding with my cat and my friends. I still don't have the cat.
6. When we talk about apocalypse, who from the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is your favourite one?
Death! I'm fond of the calm, hardworking types <3
7. Imagine you can be famous for something, what would it be?
Art is the only option. To spice things up it could be some weird fucked up homosexual porn comics that would make me famous, mmm, yeah that would be fun. Hopefully with tentacles.
8. Pick your favourite fictional character - now you are on date with him/her/it. How does your date look like?
Damn, I have a hard time picking from two characters, so either:
"Karkat if you don't stop bitching we're going to change our plans and see a horror instead of a romantic movie, I swear! I like horrors better anyway."
or
"!Xabbu please tell me a story, I'll make you some good tea..."
9. Someone in the subway just grabbed your but! What to do?
Stomp on their foot, kick them in the shin, deliver some acidic tongue lashing and finish with creative mutilation threats to look like a psychotic, which will hopefully make him feel like someone's after him for the rest of the week... at least.
10. Magical silver unicorn or pink dragon?
Dragon ofc, unicorns are agressive assholes and I'm not the type to hate on the poor dragon just for his scale colour!
