#flyingchocolatebunny

[thetranszone]

yo dude? this is so valid- mod lemon { @flyingchocolatebunny }

[wizardsoup]

the queer, somewhat capable superhero duo everyone has been waiting for-whether they know it or not! lol this is just a project that I and @flyingchocolatebunny miiiiggghht do something with

[wizardsoup]

@flyingchocolatebunny edvin :3

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

My camel centaur started flirting with an assassin who was trying to kill us. She got polymorphed into a chicken. We found a bunch of letters, and it turns out that she's our lizardfolk's boyfriend's mom. We go through the whole dungeon with my character cuddling the chicken. We fall in love. We have a joint wedding at the end of the campaign with me and my chicken assassin and her son and our lizard. Our cleric officiated it with members of our respective cults: a sheep and a rat.

This genuinely looks like somewhere between a physics homework problem from a textbook and the weirdest ass Noah’s arc I’ve ever seen holy fuck

This started in a fairly normal place for D&D and went down a rabbit hole I don’t think I’m fully capable of comprehending.

Come tell me your D&D stories!  I want to hear them!

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Not a story but a camel centaur with a speed of 65 who can walk on walls

I have so many questions oh my god

I mean tbh that’s who we should all strive to be both in and out of game but like how

Come tell me your D&D stories and help me survive finals studying by telling me the best batshit stories about your party you have!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Can I get a uhhh "hard of hearing but hard as FUCK"

hjsdjfsh i do love that

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Listen our entire party is wild ash adopted a little goblin girl who is now his daughter and our gnome adopted a god damn bugbear but in the puppy adoption way

I admire that so much tbh

See you know Neala and she loves her dog and would die for him but like if you were to hand her a child she would Not Handle It Well her child is her dog she’s That Bitch.

So I admire that a bunch

Come tell me your D&D stories!  I want to hear them!

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

God I'm just going to end up sending you quotes from every session I'm in at this point because the games I'm in are actually fucking crazy I love them

That’s fine!  I’m inviting people to do that on purpose!!

Please feel free!

Come tell me your D&D stories!  I want to hear them!!